Tuesday, October 31, 2006
...hello David Banda. There's been quite a bit of incredibly boring hoohah, but I have a feeling that what Madge wants, she gets. I have a feeling this is going to directly correlate with a separation between Madge and Guy...Billy Bob Thornton-style. Mark my words.
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Monday, October 23, 2006
Ever wondered what would happen if Gwen Stefani mated with Beyonce and the child grew up to have a lobotomy along with a few serious sexuallytransmitted diseases? Fergie tackles that question head on.
They're like those creepy neighbours who look so perfect on the outside....but you just know they've got a collection of baby skeletons underneath their floorboards...and that if you go to a certain public toilet you'll find the husband at it George Michael style.
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Saturday, October 14, 2006
...money may indeed buy you happiness and comfort...but it doesn't solve the problem of mental retardation. I'm not the biggest fan of Letterman but I have a newfound appreciation of him. Talking to Nicky Hilton is like talking to a brick wall that's been smashed up several times and might be in a coma.
Friday, October 13, 2006
...it's pretty bad when Holmbie looks like the normal one...she must be feeling that living with Tom isn't so bad after all. Have a swell weekend folks...and stay away from the creepy old man and the trouty anorexic. By now I'm guessing I don't need to warn you about the Scientologists I'm sure.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Honestly...I'm so sick of these low grade "actresses" on magazine covers talking about bulimia, botched boob jobs, or breakups...it is seriously the time to bring back the model. It's their core competence...and they generally have very little to say.
...not entirely sure what it's about...but I think it depicts the tragic tale of a transvestite who suffers from random epileptic seizures...at one point he/she cuts her hair...and then the rest seems to be shot in jail...generally the quality expected from such a profound artist.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Monday, October 09, 2006
I don't know what it is...Natalie Portman is giving Audrey a red-hot go, Holmbie is desperately trying to look like Katherine Hepburn, and George Clooney is (rather poorly) giving Carey Grant a go. I'm not even going to comment on Gemma Ward's alienesque Grace Kelly interpretation.
Friday, October 06, 2006
I can't say much about the woman because girlfriend just lost her son...but my rule of thumb is, if your wedding photos look like bad porn snaps (bad costume dept and money shot included)...then perhaps it's a little too early to wed.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
When the photoshop budget at "Kiss Me!" magazine started running perilously low, the art director decided to splash some cash on Hollywood starlet who wouldn't need the plebian touch up technology...but as she looked at the finished cover...she began to think that maybe this wasn't going to exactly compete with Harpers ...
I didn't really notice this one but it makes sense. Ol' Scarlett was the plainest Jane in Ghostworld and then all of a sudden she looked amazing...much like Angelina when Tomb Raider came out. The reason for both of the beauties' transformation has been course, some subtle but costly hammering around.
'Tis a slow news day folks.
'Tis a slow news day folks.