Sunday, May 31, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Hayden is the latest celebrity on the "lets put deep and meaningful latin/italian writing on my body" -- a la Angelina and Lindsay Lohan -- but she spelt the damn thing wrong. She's written "vivere senza rimipianti" -- but the actual thing should say "rimpianti". Ughhh...embarassing.
I guess the plus side is that she can start putting the saying into practice ["living without regret"]
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Oh my, just as Gwyneth Paltrow finally shuts up and puts most of her effort in the delirously irrelevant Goop newletter, keeping out of interviews and keeping Elisita sane -- when out pops another "oh woe is me". This time in the form of std haven, Angelina wannabe Megan Fox.
In a recent interview qith Esquire, she goes on about how she's bisexual. Yeah whatevs -- go back to 1990 and see if someone cares. Then the 22year old [ha!] says:“But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
The she goes on a BFH rant about being too beautiful...excuse me while I get my bucket...
“It p*sses me when people f**king complain that I’m too beautiful to get this part,” she said. “That’s bulls**t. You wouldn’t be working if you weren’t attractive... if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”
Ummm...can one say..delusional? Fox should set up her own rival Goop zine called Herpes and just go TF away.
Girlfriend needs to remember these times:
Monday, May 11, 2009
You've got Bon Jovi and ummmm.
Cokey and Coke-ier
and Cruise with his blow up giant doll.
Now all we need is Obama to turn scientologist and we'll really have hit the jackp0t :)
Saturday, May 09, 2009
Thursday, May 07, 2009
FYI, it's nicole kidman's new schweppes commercial.