Monday, August 08, 2005

Shoot-Out at Britney's Baby Shower

Well...in Britn-ay-ville it ain't no baybee showah until you git the 21 gun salute...or in this case...one shot. Some paparazzo (no I didn't realise there was a singular form either) got shot with a pellet gun while staking out Britney's Malibu home while she had her baby shower at the Kabbalah Centre. No-one knows who it was...but you'll be happy to know that the incident has been placed on the 'front-burner'. I have no doubt in my mind...that it was K-Fed...the wannabee, and first, pellet-gun gansta....yiah...

Here she is arriving at the baby shower...with her lovely Coko Chamel handbag from Canal St...

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Here are the happy couple...arriving separately...Kevin looking positively virginal in his beautiful choice of attire for the occasion


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and of course...the beautiful boat cruise afterwards...

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I thought the point of the t-shirts with the writing on them was to be ironic....aaanyway...more importantly, the girl needs to get rid of that Coko Chamel bag.

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11 comments:

  1. Daisy Mae11:22 pm

    I always thought that my baby showers weren't really a party unless someone got shot. A good crime scence always makes for a fun and wholesome baby shower. Baby showers Brit style, ain't it great! Bang bang! ;-)

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  2. Rob1:56 am

    rofl, Britney with double chin... now I'm happy

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  3. Anonymous2:19 am

    I found your blog fascinating, but how do you know all this stuff? Where do you get it from?

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  4. Michael K3:01 am

    Damn that is a huge iced frap!

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  5. Anonymous3:06 am

    actually it wasn't britney's home she just frequently visits the house at which the man got shot.

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  6. Fuschia_rose4:15 am

    I'm with you on this one, Elisa: It was definitely K-Fed. I mean, what ELSE is there to do at a baby shower but pick off the paparazzi with a BB gun?

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  7. Adam9:13 am

    I hate when women that think pregnancy should be beautiful to anyone other than their husbands...

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  8. Adam9:13 am

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  9. Anonymous4:10 pm

    I suspect Adam E. Robinson is bitter because he can't even land a fat, ugly girlfriend for himself. ;)

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  10. Anonymous4:37 am

    So I was just wondering if maybe the lovebirds are having problems...arriving seperately and all. hhhmmm

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  11. Elisita1:40 pm

    yeah, I thought that as well anon407, they've never seemed like a likely couple in my opinion.
    love,
    elisa

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