So...Donald Trump managed to
impregnate his wife...and that scares me. I don't want to think of them at any stage during their fornication process. I don't want to think of his matted hair sticking to his sweaty brow...or Melania Knauss's cold, beady, vacant eyes staring up at the guy...
eyes...by the way, that make
Fergie's set look as alive as Doris Day's. Melania is an
alien in any case...and I'm sure the pregnancy used sophistical rectal probes...so that thankfully
no disturbing missionary was used in the creation of this kid.
thanks BP for the heads up!
I never know what's going on, I thought he was married to Jane Fonda. So what's wrong with this woman's eyes? They're, like, squinty. Congenital disorder?
ReplyDeletebotox-faceliftia disorder I reckon :)
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
Mars Attacks!...With a billionarie on its side!
ReplyDeleteWe all are fired!
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It would be one thing if she was born with those eyes, but NO! She paid for those creepy lookin things. It's like there's constant sun in her eyes.
ReplyDeleteShe has the most horrific face I have ever seen. I have nightmares about her. WTF are people thinking when they write about her great beauty???? Yeah, she has an amazing body, but Jesus, I couldn't stand to have those eyes looking at me all the time. God. I have the sweats just thinking about it.
ReplyDeletehate to see what that kid will look like
ReplyDeleteI just had a seizure picturing what their 'child' will look like. Marla Maples was quite better looking than Melania and yet with Donald's genes mixed in, their poor kid still suffered a couple whacks from the ugly stick.
ReplyDeleteElisa, she's perfection!
ReplyDeletematching hairpieces! how cute... i can so see both of their clumps of bangs sliding off during spawning.
ReplyDeleteThey look very, very much alike. Scary.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm so positive that she loves that boy for his sexiness and crazy fun-lovin' personality...so sure. And I'm so sure he loves her wit and intellect..ah yes.
Yeah...these guys are definitely creepier than TomKat IMO...ugh!
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
Ha! Check Esther Cañadas's eyes and lips: scary...
ReplyDeletehaha el tete...I have a strange soft spot for Esther Canadas...I always thought she was very underrated as a model.
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
yeah...I have no idea...they're kinda in hiding...but there is like NO NEWS today...so I'm going to have an early night :)
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
How long after the baby comes will they split? I give it 2 years tops. The Donald will be trolling for a younger model (and I mean model in the literal sense).
ReplyDeleteOh no, say it isn't so! And I had to read about the new Trump Jr just before bed. Damn, now I'll have nightmares of beady eyed money whores. Dear God the humanity!
ReplyDeletehaha...I give them around 2 years as well!
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
Finally, someone brings awareness to what I've been thinking all along about this woman. SHE IS AN ALIEN! I don't think she knows how to "pose" any other way. She isn't attractive at all. I bet she spanks Trump in the bedroom. Total S&M all the way!!
ReplyDeleteI said she was an alien first!! On this very blog...I think.
ReplyDeleteOMG no Elisa! She is perfection!
ReplyDeleteI know you'd tap that MichaelK...I know you'd love a gang-bang with her, Jordan, and Posh Spice!
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa