The blog and chronicles of the crashing bores we'd 'much rather kick in the eye'.
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Janet Jackson looking.....curvy.
Janet, Janet, Janet...I know you're a Jackson...which disqualifies from interacting with the world in a normal way...but honey...sometimes it's just better to do the I'm-happy-and-calmly-smiling-at-the-paparazzi thing...
Janet is not "big", let alone "so big". She is a black woman; therefore she is going to have "more"...plain and simple. Does "more" denote "big"? No. It just means she has "more" curves than a bean pole--opps! I meant, skinny-boy-like-shaped woman--oppsy! I meant, homo sapien of the female persuasion exhibiting that of a more slender build. Politically correct alert! (Insert siren here) Politically correct alert! Hehehe!
Fairly unrelated comment but the ass-shot reminded me of it... I have come up with, what I believe to be, one of the greatest porno movie names ever..ok....ready....it's....."Above and Behind the Call of Booty". Well, I think it's good anyway.
That is one big butt. Mine is bigger, but I've never let anyone photograph it from that angle.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, but I never pictured her getting so big.
ReplyDeleteJanet is not "big", let alone "so big". She is a black woman; therefore she is going to have "more"...plain and simple. Does "more" denote "big"? No. It just means she has "more" curves than a bean pole--opps! I meant, skinny-boy-like-shaped woman--oppsy! I meant, homo sapien of the female persuasion exhibiting that of a more slender build. Politically correct alert! (Insert siren here) Politically correct alert! Hehehe!
ReplyDeleteHow does this woman gain and lose weight so fast? I saw a pic of her a couple yrs ago and she was heavier than she usually is then too.
ReplyDeleteFairly unrelated comment but the ass-shot reminded me of it... I have come up with, what I believe to be, one of the greatest porno movie names ever..ok....ready....it's....."Above and Behind the Call of Booty". Well, I think it's good anyway.
ReplyDeleteyeah...she balloons back and forth...that girl...
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
oh my god becky! look at her butt it is so big..
ReplyDeletehaha...neakl...that's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteGrrr...blogger was down when I tried to post yesterday...grr...1 hour down-time...yeah right.
love,
elisa