Thursday, October 27, 2005

Too much sex, too little condom use

Well...apparently Gwyneth Paltrow is knocked up again...the only upshot I can see from this is that she might fatten up and get the hell out of the spotlight... If she does leave for a while, we know from past experience that she'll come back with avengeance... and start her whinge-fest about how hard it is to be a mother with two children...and as to why-oh-why hasn't been awarded a damehood?...



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In other news...pregnancy rumours a popping up re: Angelina after these pics surfaced...who knows? As long as the father isn't her brother...I'm happy.

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Thanks Lisa BK for the Gwyn heads up!
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12 comments:

  1. Anhoni Patel1:27 am

    Why does her bro always look like that? close your eyes!!!

    preggers - I don't think so. Angie likes to buy her children.

    do you see that guy in the background checking out her breasts?

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  2. Elisita1:43 am

    haha...yeah, he's totally checking out her breasts :) Well spotted Anhoni!
    haha WWJDD...trust you do stand by that :) That's why we love you!

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  3. Anonymous1:51 am

    I dont think she is pregnant but thank God she is gaining some much needed weight. She was looking a little hungry there for a while.

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  4. Anonymous1:53 am

    Hey, I'd look like that too (her brother) if I knew I'd be bangin' Angie after the show was over.

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  5. Anonymous1:53 am

    jeez, if she's pregnant, then I am about to give birth! why does even a hint of 'volume' around the middle have everyone's tongue wagging about pregnancy?

    wait. oh...that's right, hollywood women are supposed to be SKELETAL.

    never mind...

    Kristen from MA

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  6. Anonymous2:20 am

    Yes, that soldier is definitely having fun, but Angie, too.

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  7. Elisita2:51 am

    yeah...well, in Gwyneth's case the pregnancy rumour rose cos her mum spilled the beans and made a pathetic back-track...and I think Angie's one has been sparked due to visible breast growth...
    love,
    elisa
    p.s...yeah...if we go by Hollywood standards...I've given birth multiple times :)

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  8. Jay4:00 am

    Thanks for the Gwyneth nipple by the way.

    ~~> Jay

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  9. Jack B.4:02 am

    I hope Gwyneth keeps getting pregnant - that way she won't be able to appear (and thus ruin) any movies.

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  10. Anonymous5:03 am

    Quite fitting that GP is standing right below "theSuperficial.com" logo.

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  11. Anonymous11:22 am

    Wtf? Why all the incest jokes? Gross - have I missed something?

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  12. Elisita2:29 pm

    hehe jack...yeah...let's go over to London and tamper with her birthcontrol....we'd be doing for the good of the world!
    love,
    elisa
    p.s re: the incest...I think it mainly stems from her Oscars jaunt really...nothing that new :)

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