The blog and chronicles of the crashing bores we'd 'much rather kick in the eye'.
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
A Bit of a Before and After Retrospective
I can't believe anyone thinks the majority of these people are beauty icons...they all loook pretty bad both before and after...except Sting and George Michael...who were just the epitome of sexy :)
haha...when I grow up I wanna look like Pierce Brosnan...before :) haha Collin Farrell is really gross...he's like the Paris Hilton equivalent of a man IMO...to think Amelia Warner was married to the slut...
I don't think Col's all that bad really if he could put aside his fake lad-about-town image and really fake Dublin accent(his normal accent is much less pronounced). Either he's let the fame get to him and believes his own hype or he's very clever and realises that playing up the "Charming Irish Rogue" crap get people to like him.
yeah...my other oirish friend were saying that about his accent as well...that it's all a put on...well...at least he's not doing a Pierce Brosnan... love, elisa
I was going to say that while some are just gross (can we say face-lift Mr. Swayze??), I don't think Colin Farrel looks much different, or Jude Law. Mimi Rogers looks the same, just older. Same with Johnny Depp, Mel Gibson and Keifer Sutherland. I would recognize them, probably no matter how old the picture was.
Very interesting...some people get old without the touch of the knife and they still do it so very well... other people think why not give surgery a try...but their wisdom is lacking and their efforts fail...some others are ugly before and after (either ageing or surgery)
yeah anon217...I almost died when I saw Patrick's botched face in Dirty Dancing II....such a scary shocker! I think Minnie Driver looks really cute in the before. love, elisa
I would easily go out with the "before" versions of Jennifer Aniston, Minnie Driver and Nicole Kidman. Now? Not so much. They've changed beyond recognition.
The before version of Pierce Brosnan looks like a 1970s porn star.
Sharon Stone was a professional model since early on and was stone-cold gorgeous now she's Phyllis Diller: The Early Years.
When I grow up I wanna look exactly like David Hasselhof in his before picture. Stud. Muffin.
ReplyDeleteBefore he was famous Colin Farrell worked the streets of Dublin as a rent boy.
ReplyDeleteWow, I guess we now know why crazy-cruise broke up with Nicole. "You're just not the woman I fell in love with.."
ReplyDeletehaha...when I grow up I wanna look like Pierce Brosnan...before :)
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Collin Farrell is really gross...he's like the Paris Hilton equivalent of a man IMO...to think Amelia Warner was married to the slut...
I don't think Col's all that bad really if he could put aside his fake lad-about-town image and really fake Dublin accent(his normal accent is much less pronounced). Either he's let the fame get to him and believes his own hype or he's very clever and realises that playing up the "Charming Irish Rogue" crap get people to like him.
ReplyDeleteyeah...my other oirish friend were saying that about his accent as well...that it's all a put on...well...at least he's not doing a Pierce Brosnan...
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elisa
You can still hear PB's bogger(redneck) accent coming through his acquired English accent. I like to call it "English-Breeze with a hint of Navan".
ReplyDeleteWow...Jude Law...what a difference. I always thought he was a born hottie too...hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteHe's a little slimy (and i wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole), but Jude has always been hot!
ReplyDeleteI was going to say that while some are just gross (can we say face-lift Mr. Swayze??), I don't think Colin Farrel looks much different, or Jude Law. Mimi Rogers looks the same, just older. Same with Johnny Depp, Mel Gibson and Keifer Sutherland. I would recognize them, probably no matter how old the picture was.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting...some people get old without the touch of the knife and they still do it so very well... other people think why not give surgery a try...but their wisdom is lacking and their efforts fail...some others are ugly before and after (either ageing or surgery)
ReplyDeleteyeah anon217...I almost died when I saw Patrick's botched face in Dirty Dancing II....such a scary shocker!
ReplyDeleteI think Minnie Driver looks really cute in the before.
love,
elisa
Angelina looks good!
ReplyDeleteI would easily go out with the "before" versions of Jennifer Aniston, Minnie Driver and Nicole Kidman. Now? Not so much. They've changed beyond recognition.
ReplyDeleteThe before version of Pierce Brosnan looks like a 1970s porn star.
Sharon Stone was a professional model since early on and was stone-cold gorgeous now she's Phyllis Diller: The Early Years.
add jude law to the sexy list too. :drool:
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm young and can take no blame for, or memory from, the 80's.
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