p.s...I'm seeing way too much of Aniston lately than can be healthy...I think I'm going to write a lame pop song lashing out at her for invading my space...following me around every newsstand I go to :)
thanks Justin R. for the link!!!
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Friday, November 18, 2005
Jennifer wins Man of the Year Award!!!
I'm telling you...this blog gets read by big-wigs...or, what is perhaps the most probably alternative...what I say is plainly obvious to all...In any case...my "Jennifer Aniston could give Fabio a serious run for his money" argument has not fallen upon deaf ears. GQ have given her the "Man of the Year" award...alongside Fiddy and Vince Vaughn. o.k...so it's technically "Woman of the Year"...but they've never given out one of those gongs before...and they were probably just trying to butter up Aniston's publicist...Aniston herself is probably too caught up in her own self-indulgent issues to notice that they're making fun of her.
p.s...I'm seeing way too much of Aniston lately than can be healthy...I think I'm going to write a lame pop song lashing out at her for invading my space...following me around every newsstand I go to :)
p.s...I'm seeing way too much of Aniston lately than can be healthy...I think I'm going to write a lame pop song lashing out at her for invading my space...following me around every newsstand I go to :)
Fiddy is ugly. Does anyone actually find him attractive? I dont like that pic of Aniston. She does look a little manly in the pic. But that's what happens when you don't have any body fat and your bones start protruding.
ReplyDeleteMy husband is always saying how Jennifer Aniston looks like a man. It's the jawline, we've determined.
ReplyDeleteAnd Fiddy's hot, in a thuggish way.
So true whatwouldjanicedicinsondo. Did 50cent pluck his eyebrows!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteVinnie's all snuggled up in his nice warm scarf, 50's got his nice little shirt thingy on and Jen's got......her jabs out. You can only be woMAN of the year if you show us your funlumps, Seems reasonable. It does kinda seem like they're takin the piss, stroking her ego just so they can get her on the cover topless. 'Cause in fairness who really gives a fuck about her since she got dumped? Everyones been dumped at some point. Except me.
ReplyDeleteWe have been seeing too much of Aniston. I just got my new In Style and Cameron is on the cover too. I am canceling. Also tired of Keira and Gwyneth. Blech
ReplyDeleteI always knew Vince was gay!!!
ReplyDeleteNot her best look.
ReplyDeleteI'm a JA fan, sorry folks! (Why must you always go against the grain!) It's who I am--but anywho, back to my comment, I love her--I loved her more with a little more body fat--you know like she had on Friends. I'm insanely obsessed with Brad Pitt!! (Ahh, what did that have to do with anything?) I seized the opportunity! (Ugh, loser!)
ReplyDeleteI don't think her jawline would be so damn man-like if she would gain some healthy weight. The kind of weight she had at the begining of friends.
ReplyDeleteyeah...instyle is incredibly annoying...I used to like it...but it's just a suck-up machine...
ReplyDeleteYeah...I once saw this old movie with J-Annis in it...and she totally looked like a woman once...I can personally attest to it...it's a cheesy summer camp movie...but it was hot.
love,
elisa
GQ does not do flattering pictures. Vince looks like Porky Pig, Fiddy's lookin' bad, and Jen looks like she's been caught masturbating! Yeow~!
ReplyDeleteHilarious, Val! That was a good one!
ReplyDeleteYes, Luckee..she was exquisite when Friends began. Why is that so hard for her to realize?? Her face cannot handle how skinny she is. It makes her nose look huge. We saw Derailed last week, and she just did not look good. Drawn, dry, not sexy. I wish she could undo whatever in her mind has made her think that she simply MUST be that thin.
ReplyDeleteAnd at the beginning of Friends, she was already thin...so this current thin is scary, un-mind-wrappable-thin.
Well that horse-face sure looks like a man.
ReplyDeletehaha Val..good oberservation!
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
Aniston is so ugly. Please stop doing interviews and cover shoots, you are annoying, superficial, conceited, snobbish and the worst actress.
ReplyDeleteJennifer is so self important and obnoxious in all her interviews. We despise her and hope she just goes away for GOOD.
ReplyDeletewow 50 all that fame turn u into a fag
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