The blog and chronicles of the crashing bores we'd 'much rather kick in the eye'.
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Louise Adams and sexy Antonio wish you a HOT and SWEATY weekend.
Umm..what's scarier and more try-hard-y than Posh Spice? Who knew anything could compete on such a level...but I think I've found her...it's her sister...who's trying very, very hard to reach Posh's level of elegance and beauty.
Antonio's blog captures his personality a little too well...hmmmm. And Antonio seems like the kind of guy who would constantly refer to himself in the third person.
Ah Franci, I'm afraid this particular stroke of genius I cannot steal the credit for. Antonio is his own man. But if at some point in the future you see a rip off of it dedicated to David Hasselhoff that could be me.
Hah-hah, thank you, but I' afraid I won't be checking ANY Hasselhoff sites - neither now, nor in the foreseeable future :)) Maybe, next life. Bwah-hah-hah.
Okay, If you look REALLY closely at the picture of Wannabe Posh, you can see a strap going right across the "belly". The outline of the padded part is very obvious when you put the picture in black and white. It's waaay too noticeable of a shading/color difference between her skin and the... whatever that is. Is she REALLY faking being pregnant?? And if so, why the hell would she show her stomach? What the hell is going on here? I really, really want to know -- and I want to know why I haven't seen this anywhere else!
It's like she put an orange squish pillow under her top. It's so weird. Like you can see her white skin stomach and then this orange, completely seperate, ball thing. We need to get to the bottom of this. I'm weirded out.
ummmmm, so what the hell is that orange thing poking out from under her sweater?
ReplyDeleteI was wondering the exact same thing. I've been pregnant four times and I can't figure it out.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like something from The Planet of thw Apes.
ReplyDeleteHahaha 7:51! Great post on the Handsomest Man alive blog.
ReplyDeleteomg! Is that her gut hanging out between her sweater and pants? If so, then why is she showing it off?
ReplyDeleteGosh, you can really see how much plastic surgery Posh has had by looking at her sister.
ReplyDeleteScary.
That's her SISTER? They look so similar. Eaither way, they're both fugly. But those little girls are SO cute!
ReplyDeleteKids are the hot new accessory.
Posh's sister looks really bad too.
ReplyDelete*this is meant to Niolk:
ReplyDeleteHey, what a great fake Antonio site. Your piece of art, perhaps?
Is she actually FAKING being pregnant? Wait, is that Katie Holmes??
ReplyDeleteAntonio's blog captures his personality a little too well...hmmmm. And Antonio seems like the kind of guy who would constantly refer to himself in the third person.
ReplyDeleteAh Franci, I'm afraid this particular stroke of genius I cannot steal the credit for. Antonio is his own man. But if at some point in the future you see a rip off of it dedicated to David Hasselhoff that could be me.
ReplyDeleteHah-hah, thank you, but I' afraid I won't be checking ANY Hasselhoff sites - neither now, nor in the foreseeable future :))
ReplyDeleteMaybe, next life.
Bwah-hah-hah.
Okay, If you look REALLY closely at the picture of Wannabe Posh, you can see a strap going right across the "belly". The outline of the padded part is very obvious when you put the picture in black and white. It's waaay too noticeable of a shading/color difference between her skin and the... whatever that is. Is she REALLY faking being pregnant?? And if so, why the hell would she show her stomach? What the hell is going on here? I really, really want to know -- and I want to know why I haven't seen this anywhere else!
ReplyDeleteyou're right anon252...I seriously confused...is it like red-nose day or something?
ReplyDeleteshe's freaking me out.
love,
elisa
It's like she put an orange squish pillow under her top. It's so weird. Like you can see her white skin stomach and then this orange, completely seperate, ball thing. We need to get to the bottom of this. I'm weirded out.
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