Saturday, December 10, 2005

O.K.Shakira...put the apple down...slowly.

O.k...I understand that this is Shakira we're talking about...and that not much of what she says/writes ever makes sense...but seriously. What's happening here? Am I missing something? I have a feeling this was taken by the same photographer who came up with the brilliant and classic Mariah Christmas shoot.

O.k...so she's Eve presumably...and...the little kid has... and Oral Fixation of sorts? Or is it a supposed to be a kid-snake? Or God? I think a dead dog hanging around somewhere would make this whole thing a lot clearer for me.



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13 comments:

  1. The kid may have his eyes on the apple but that hand is goin for booby.

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  2. haha...what on earth is the kid doing there? I don't get it at all...
    haha,
    love,
    elisa

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  3. Anonymous3:21 am

    Whatever happened to the lower half of the baby? It can not be hidden in that nest/tree part, because of its size. Confusing, that picture.

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  4. Anonymous8:42 am

    Shakira should stay away from the deep and complex, and stick to superficial and obvious. Does she even know what that picture is supposed to mean? My guess is...no.

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  5. This is about as bad as that Lil' Kim photoshoot you posted a few months ago, Elisa.

    Pop stars = no religious iconography.

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  6. Who's holding up that baby? I hate Shakira. She does too much undulating.

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  7. haha...yeah Fuchsia...but at least with Lil' Kim we knew that she was supposed to be Joan D'Arc...and no creepy babies were hanging around. haha.
    love,
    elisa

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  8. Anonymous12:36 am

    That baby's totally trying to grope her melons!

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  9. Anonymous6:22 am

    While this cover is stupid and lame, I have to admit a soft spot for her. I first heard her Donde Estan los Ladrones album whilst living in Argentina before the Latin explosion - I'm sure you've heard this (and doubted it) before, but her Spanish stuff is good!

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  10. I actually prefer the Spanish version of the cover: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009F7FWW.03._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

    Congratulations, and enjoy your holidays!

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  11. omg el tete...that image is weirder what's going on? Is she hinting that she wants to procreate with someone?
    love,
    elisa

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  12. Anonymous12:33 am

    ok...i think that this cover is one of the best, and she is one of the best singers in time... you shouldn't talk bad about someone just because they are different and don't have the cover you did or whatever, and you Anhoni Patel, you shouldn't hate Shakira, when i read your comment, because i think, no , i know that she is better then you...so byee!!! :)

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  13. Anonymous5:42 pm

    Christmas is just around the corner. No time to go to the mall...then do your shopping online. We sell everything that the mall sells. Shop today!

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