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Wednesday, December 07, 2005
The Real Reason behind the Jess and Nick Divorce
Apparently Jessica won't let her divorce get in the way of her lifetime aspiration of being a travestite-wrestlingchampion. Good on YOU Jess...you go....girl?
She looks different, like she has had some work done recently. Maybe Joe had her go in and get some botox and a boob-lift so she could look good for HIM.
Whew! Where do you start with this horrible picture? Look at the root touch-up that she has had done -- awful. You can tell it is a touch-up. You would think with her money the only the best hair people would be working on her. And what is with the outfit. Seems she is trying so hard to look good in it, she comes across manly. Can't wait to hear what WWJDD thinks!
wow! what happened to her? her face doesn't look like it fits on that head and the head doesn't look like it fits on the body. strange!! keep running nick and don't look back!!
You know a lot o you people have been mouth off about me lately! Let me just tell you that NOOOObody messes with the Jesssss-ter! and when I get in that ring....when I climb between those ropes....when we square of in the squared circle, I'm gonna whip ya, I'm gonna toss ya, I'M GONNA SLAM YA!! and when I finally put ya i the "Jessa-Vice" (my signature submission move) your gonna tap like a baby screamin for his momma!! Whatcha gonna do people! Whatcha gonna do when Jessa-Mania runs wild on you!!! Grrrr! Pump! Flex!
She looks different, like she has had some work done recently. Maybe Joe had her go in and get some botox and a boob-lift so she could look good for HIM.
ReplyDeleteWhew! Where do you start with this horrible picture? Look at the root touch-up that she has had done -- awful. You can tell it is a touch-up. You would think with her money the only the best hair people would be working on her. And what is with the outfit. Seems she is trying so hard to look good in it, she comes across manly. Can't wait to hear what WWJDD thinks!
ReplyDeleteYeah, she seriously looks like a dude in that pic.
ReplyDeleteAhhh....
ReplyDeleteyour blog completes my life.
I less than three you Elisa!
like a man, indeed.
ReplyDeletelike that Tori, you know, from the Beverly Hills 90something.
It looks like she made a dress out of curtains.
ReplyDeleteThat's the kind of jawline you expect to see on guys called Bruce or Garth.
ReplyDeleteShe's a man with boobs!
ReplyDeletewow! what happened to her? her face doesn't look like it fits on that head and the head doesn't look like it fits on the body. strange!! keep running nick and don't look back!!
ReplyDeleteYou know a lot o you people have been mouth off about me lately! Let me just tell you that NOOOObody messes with the Jesssss-ter! and when I get in that ring....when I climb between those ropes....when we square of in the squared circle, I'm gonna whip ya, I'm gonna toss ya, I'M GONNA SLAM YA!! and when I finally put ya i the "Jessa-Vice" (my signature submission move) your gonna tap like a baby screamin for his momma!!
ReplyDeleteWhatcha gonna do people!
Whatcha gonna do when Jessa-Mania runs wild on you!!!
Grrrr! Pump! Flex!
yeah...that neck is freaking me out...
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
william...you're too funny. :)
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
Jeez people, be nice! She is gorgeous! One bad picture is expected for everyone!
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