Sharon ain't feelin' the DDs

Well...we all could have told her before she splashed half a million on her dodgy surgery...but in any case...she's now 'got' it all by herself. Poor sharon is now struggling keeping upright with her new DD implants...she's realised now that they might be a bit too much for a middle-aged, short, woman to keep up with. She says:

"I don't like them now, they're too big! I'm having them changed. Ozzy likes them, but they're too big. Honestly, they weigh a lot."

Poor...poor Sharon.