The blog and chronicles of the crashing bores we'd 'much rather kick in the eye'.
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Fug It Up Monday.
This is a woman who could single-handedly topple the cosmetic surgery industry. She went from dark-and-sharp to creepy-kabuki-puffy...which needless to say, is not a winner in my books.
Yes, the posts are going to be a little random today...I'm still recovering from my birthday party. 23. Brain cells are currently on a go slow status. I'll post decent pictures up when I can locate them :)
It's not just the lips, she's pumped her entire face full of botox and collagen. She looks like Shatner & Trump. But eating disorders tend to make your wrinkles really show.
Bad eye lift, nose job (and she chose THAT one!), cheek implants, over abuse of collagen and a crappy haircut in an attempt to put lots of hair over the mess.
Was the brain transplant before or after Jack Nicholson?
It's not just the lips, she's pumped her entire face full of botox and collagen. She looks like Shatner & Trump. But eating disorders tend to make your wrinkles really show.
ReplyDeleteShe ought to marry the Burger King guy and produce a brace of truly creepy children.
ReplyDeleteBad eye lift, nose job (and she chose THAT one!), cheek implants, over abuse of collagen and a crappy haircut in an attempt to put lots of hair over the mess.
ReplyDeleteWas the brain transplant before or after Jack Nicholson?
I blame no one but her that she isn't working.
I hate when women with great bone structure and beautiful features f*** up their faces. She was so pretty, so sad..so scary.
ReplyDeleteOn a completely different subject, Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday to you, Elisa!
ReplyDeleteAww, thanks guys!
ReplyDeleteI know...she;s crazy...she looks just like Fergie now!
love,
elisa
Ah, the bottom pic is of her as Donna Hayward. Am I the only one who remembers her in Twin Peaks? What the heck happened?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Elisa!! Hope ya had a great one!!
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