Saturday, April 29, 2006

Invites-person seriously didn't get the memo

I know I'm just a lowly blogger, never to reach the soaring intellectual heights that US Magazine achieves on a weekly basis...but...(and I'm sure this is just me) if you're going to call your event the US Hot Awards...umm, wouldn't it make sense to invite some people that are...hot?

We've got a trashed Paris...
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Tori...
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K-Osbourne
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Duff's sister...
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Honestly...this is getting ridiculous...who is she even? I'm invoking Xenu's protection for this one.
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12 comments:

  1. GoingPlastic.com5:44 am

    Ok - What's up with Tori Spellings nose? Not even on both sides? Rhinoplasty too much? I think I'll have to look further into that one. =)
    Love,
    Sabrina

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  2. Anonymous5:49 am

    It's not Us hot, but shot us.

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  3. Anonymous7:47 am

    If plastic surgery makes Tori look like that I wouldn't recommend plastic surgery to anybody!!!

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  4. Anonymous7:51 am

    She's that rexie idiot who was in 8 Mile and Hustle & flow- Taryn Manning. Wishes it was 1987. Has her body covered in unicorn & rainbow tatoos & shit.

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  5. Anonymous11:46 am

    US Magazine doesn't get out much.. lol

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  6. Anonymous8:07 pm

    haylie duff looks pretty....





    damn ugly!

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  7. Anonymous12:20 am

    Paris has had a boob job! she must have, there isnt a bra on chicken fillet on earth that can boost that much! They look nice though, shame about her top lip.

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  8. Anonymous12:52 am

    When Kelly Osborn is the hottest person there...well that's a problem.

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  9. Anonymous4:50 am

    Does Tori have a dent in her boobie?

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  10. Cap'n Bob7:56 am

    Was this a meeting of the Money Can't Buy Looks Society? Or maybe the Miss Butterface Contest? I haven't seen a parade of mugs like that since last Halloween.

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  11. Anonymous10:04 am

    Tori has a dent in her boobie AND her nose! Check out the right side of her nose - she has the Michael Jackson dent!

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  12. Anonymous4:47 am

    kelly looks great. I love paris though...

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