Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Lee Raymond is hotness

Exxon is giving ex-Chairman Lee Raymond one of the most generous retirement packages in history... nearly $400 million. I don't know if he's exactly worth that kind of money...but any person that can physically express a company-specific historic moment...in this case the Exxon oil spill (as interpreted by his second chin)...has the kind of talent which simply cannot be ignored.

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8 comments:

  1. ohmygosh....now that is one fat-faced man!

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  2. Wow... that's certainly a face only a mother could love.

    Ah, who am I kidding? Dude's worth $400 million? I'd love that if I had the chance!

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  3. Anonymous2:04 am

    He is someone who should seriously consider investing some of his millions in plastic surgery. With a face like that it will be a looong time before he goes too far!

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  4. Anonymous5:31 am

    Wow...he very much reminds me of how a live-action, aged Peter Griffin would look

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  5. Well that's cool because then he can afford to fix that neck!

    Ouch!

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  6. Anonymous2:51 pm

    did this man's face melt or what?

    he's got effed up teeth too! fix dem teefs!

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  7. Anonymous2:35 pm

    His shirt collar is two inches too small, and it's forcing the skin up like lowriders on a fat chick. I guess chins are the new butt cleavage.

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  8. Anonymous8:54 am

    >>His shirt collar is two inches too small, and it's forcing the skin up like lowriders on a fat chick

    Naw, he's just fat. And yes, I agree it is kind of sad that he is worth over half a billion dollars and doesn't even seem to realize his teeth could be repaired.

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