Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Teri Hatcher scrapes the bottom of the publicity whore barrel

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usYou know you've hit a pretty desperate stage when you start to see your teen child-abuse as a hot career boost. So it comes as not surprise that Teri Hatchetface has started talking about her nipples...in her autobiograhpy!

"For the record, I like my toes just fine. Not as much as my nipples but they're still suck-worthy."

Seriously, is this is the highlight soundbite of your life so far...I'd reconsider the whole writing a book thing and just do a pornographic pictorial instead...although since its Hatchetface...it would have to be with pictures of someone else.

5 comments:

  1. you r rite,Teri seems sooo desprate..she very well deserves da role in desprate hwvs..:)
    i like da element of honesty in ur blogs..keep it coming!!

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  2. Anonymous12:09 am

    These celebrities scare me. Is there anything they won't do for publicity. Next she'll be pimping her daughter. . .

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  3. Way to put something in print that your daughter can one day read and be scarred for life.

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  4. Anonymous2:22 am

    No intended offense here, but everyone seems to be seeking to reach his/her own 15 minutes of fame, no matther how.

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  5. hey, the pornographic pictorial thing? I'll totally buy that!

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