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Sunday, June 04, 2006
Brooke Hogan keeps the hotness coming at the MTV Movie Awards
Who cares if she hasn't been in a movie (for argument's sake let's not count those porn vids)...the girl is hotness...I mean...what other cracked-out 49 year old manages to look as good as this?
I don't get her, either. I thought middle aged women are the ones who want to look like teenagers (a disgusting story as well, but...), but in this case, Brooke is the other wy round. I just don't get it. She must be obsessed by thetans, or how those mutants are called.
I don't know... I think maybe she just tries too hard. I think if she just toned it down and tried to appear more natural... she might look a little younger. She does have a nice body, really. She's not anorexic and she has some curves..> I think she's just not adorning her body in a way that would look her best. Clothes a size bigger and less makeup would help. She has natural really blonde hair, which CAN look really fake... I think that coupled with all her over-the-top clothes/makeup just make her look like a 40 yr old trying to keep up with her pre-teen daughter's tastes. I think she'd be a real knock-out in a single-color dress and more natural makeup. She'd really have something unique going on.
She is the epitome of scary...as she's really a TEENAGER. Ick.
ReplyDeleteThe best part? The face of every person in the crowd screams, "Who is this woman and why are we appauding?"
ReplyDeleteAlso, I once bought that fabric at a discount store for $1/yard. It was Halloween and I used it as a superhero cape. I'm just sayin'.
I don't get her, either. I thought middle aged women are the ones who want to look like teenagers (a disgusting story as well, but...), but in this case, Brooke is the other wy round. I just don't get it. She must be obsessed by thetans, or how those mutants are called.
ReplyDeleteShe has also perfected the Madame Tussaud's wax figure look.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else notice that in the first picture it looks like her head was photoshopped onto a different body. It scared me a little.
ReplyDeleteI don't know... I think maybe she just tries too hard. I think if she just toned it down and tried to appear more natural... she might look a little younger. She does have a nice body, really. She's not anorexic and she has some curves..> I think she's just not adorning her body in a way that would look her best. Clothes a size bigger and less makeup would help. She has natural really blonde hair, which CAN look really fake... I think that coupled with all her over-the-top clothes/makeup just make her look like a 40 yr old trying to keep up with her pre-teen daughter's tastes. I think she'd be a real knock-out in a single-color dress and more natural makeup. She'd really have something unique going on.
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