K-Fed offers you life insurance...

...or comes 'round you door to try and show you the path to Jesus Christ...while sneaking off with your CD player. Either way...the man is creepy...and a complete whiner...honestly...this man needs to find Gwyneth Paltrow, knock her up, and form the most powerful "I'm-very-important" complaning-partnership this world has ever seen!

(from dlisted)

On the public: "I should just put a bulls-eye on my back. If I stay home and take care of my wife and my kids, then I'm a loafer, not a good father. If I try to have a career, nobody thinks I am caring for my family. I can't win."

On his image: "I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it's, 'How's the wife and kids?' Not that I mind; that's my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears' husband, that's the day I am looking forward to."

(for more pics + more interview go here)