Friday, June 23, 2006

Pete to publish his diaries.

Pete's jorunals (he's written 20 volumes) are going to be published next year. He says:

"I've always wanted to have a book published and it's all very exciting for me personally," he said in a statement. "I am very happy ... to share a bookshelf with H.G. Wells, Ian Rankin and Stan Bowles."
Hmm...I wonder what they'll be like.

Day 1
Dear Diary,
Woke up I think...just about ready for my crack hit. Need to jab a bit more heroin into me though.

Day 2
Dear Diary,
I think I had sex with Kate yesterday. I don't know. There was white stuff everywhere but I'm pretty sure that was coke. Just off to smoke a few joints and snort a few more lines until I pass out.

Day 3
Dear Diary,
I went to rehab today...well I almost got there and then realised that I'd only packed my second favourite bong...so I went back to get my favourite one...then had a few vodka shots to get me ready...but after my heroin hit I kind of forgot about where I was going. Tomorrow though.

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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:31 am

    Ha Ha, Elisa. That is exactly how I imagined it would be. Maybe you should call him and offer to write them for him since you already have a good start.

    Also, I find it interesting that he feels he would be on a shelf with Orson Wells. For some reason, I think he would be on a shelf with Whitney Houston. And that is not only a different shelf, it's an entirely different bookstore.

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  2. Anonymous9:36 pm

    yeh, you're quite original.

    http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/06/pete-doherty-to-publish-his-personal.html

    http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/06/is-kate-bosworth-too-skinny.html

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  3. Ewwwwwwwww! I can smell him even from here! He is such a piece of flith of the worst kind!*blocks nose with everything she can*

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  4. hey anon936...yes, the celeb blog world occasionally does double up. We call get our pics from similar forums. I usually have a quick browse through dlisted to make sure I'm not doubling up on stuff, but I've been sloppy this week.
    love,
    elisa

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  5. Anonymous11:26 pm

    In defense of Elisa (not that she needs my being a lawyer for her, but still - )
    Yeah, just one quick glance over his face and no wonder two people of so different background have similar thoughts.

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  6. Anonymous3:17 pm

    How can a druggie like him still be so fat?

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  7. haha...tnx franci :)
    love,
    elisa

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