Too much sun. Probably tanned way too much in her teens and 20s. When I saw Madonna at the beach with her daughter and she was covered up with hat, I said to myself "Way to go Madge, no wonder you look great".
She just says she's in her 30's to make hanging out with 19/20 year olds seem less pathetic. Does anyone else think she's a horrible stylist? She dresses everyone in the same look over and over again.
She's supposed to be in her early 30's?!! I'm not buying it. Hell, I'm 43 and the sun damage I have from being a fair-skinned kid growing up in the Arizona desert is no where nearly as bad as hers. Heck, my forehead looks smooth as a baby's butt in comparison.
that picture literally scared me. is she going for the role of the crypt keeper? i've seen 90-year old women look better than this. so creepy. i really hope i don't have nightmares. is she seriously a stylist? dear God...i wouldn't even leave my house if i looked that bad, let alone let someone take a picture. sorry for rambling but that is just unbelievable.
Oh my God! She looks like 60!
ReplyDeleteNo, my granny looks better than this.
Got meth?
ReplyDeleteToo much sun. Probably tanned way too much in her teens and 20s. When I saw Madonna at the beach with her daughter and she was covered up with hat, I said to myself "Way to go Madge, no wonder you look great".
ReplyDeleteShe just says she's in her 30's to make hanging out with 19/20 year olds seem less pathetic. Does anyone else think she's a horrible stylist? She dresses everyone in the same look over and over again.
ReplyDeleteThirty years or thirty decades?
ReplyDeleteShe's supposed to be in her early 30's?!! I'm not buying it. Hell, I'm 43 and the sun damage I have from being a fair-skinned kid growing up in the Arizona desert is no where nearly as bad as hers. Heck, my forehead looks smooth as a baby's butt in comparison.
ReplyDeleteLOL on your comment, Cap'n Bob!
she looks like the cryptkeeper! yikes! the product of too much sun, smoking and drugs i bet.
ReplyDeletemy mom looks way better than her and she's 66!!!
Holy crap, no fo'real, my mom is mid50s and she still don't have as many wrinkles as that crack head.
ReplyDeletethat picture literally scared me. is she going for the role of the crypt keeper? i've seen 90-year old women look better than this. so creepy. i really hope i don't have nightmares. is she seriously a stylist? dear God...i wouldn't even leave my house if i looked that bad, let alone let someone take a picture. sorry for rambling but that is just unbelievable.
ReplyDeleteProbably sun and cigarettes...
ReplyDeleteAnd no one has even mentioned her chest bones! Now I myself prefer a slimmer figure, but she does NOT carry the sternum look well.
ReplyDeleteMy mother is 43. My GRANDMOTHER does not have as many wrinkles as this. Great god.
ReplyDeleteMoral of the story: Eat, children. And stay out of the sun (unless you're brown-and-darker-skinned to begin with, like my family)