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Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Tom Cruise is a brilliant at casting
...he's lined up Victoria Beckham to play some alien bride in the new Scientology movie The Thetan he's bankrolling. I have a gut feeling that this movie is going to be beyond awesome. I'm equally sure Katie's snagged the lobotomised zombie role.
Who put the snall melons in her dress? :D Her implants are sooo bad. I can't imainge Dr. Disaia ever doing bad work like this, would you doc? She needs them replaced under the muscle so they aren't so.....prominent? Fake looking? Something....
The words Tom, Cruise and Scientology make me gag. Add the words Victoria, Beckham and Tom-Cruise-planning-a-movie to the sentence and I'll surely collapse into a catatonic state!
Thanks for the warning. I can start making my protest signs early.
ReplyDeleteI think it'll be fun...id liek to see her act..victoria I mean..I love her
ReplyDeleteAn alien, really? If that's the case it is almost too funny to be true.
ReplyDeleteNo way is this gonna be better than Battlefield Earth......Jeez-us.....
ReplyDeleteWho put the snall melons in her dress? :D
ReplyDeleteHer implants are sooo bad. I can't imainge Dr. Disaia ever doing bad work like this, would you doc?
She needs them replaced under the muscle so they
aren't so.....prominent? Fake looking? Something....
Damn that is one gross boob...and calling it a boob is an insult to boobs!
ReplyDeleteBlech.
I love her so much, she might need to reduce her boobs, but she's got so much style...
ReplyDelete*shudders* My poor little eyes. . . She has some creepy twins.
ReplyDeleteThe words Tom, Cruise and Scientology make me gag. Add the words Victoria, Beckham and Tom-Cruise-planning-a-movie to the sentence and I'll surely collapse into a catatonic state!
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