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Monday, February 19, 2007
Paris has a make-up malfunction
Listen, we all know that 'something' happened in the limo or the toilet just before she stepped onto the carpet...but I feel like I might just catch herpes just talking about it...so I'll call it a malfunction.
uhm...sweat...alll over...
ReplyDeletesorry I'm going to throw up a little bit.
Damn, I'd hoped she swallowed.
ReplyDeleteWHAT????!!! Whoa.
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