Thursday, July 07, 2005

Anna Nicole Smith Understands Live8

Perhaps Anna-Nicole got a little confused and thought it was the gangbang movie "Love8"? I don't know...but even if she did get confused...what a beautiful message to send to the starving people of Africa. She appears to be more than ready and willing for the tip of the Live8 guitar to impregnate her....how fascinatlingly profound...creates a whole new meaning to 'giving herself to the cause'.

Perhaps...her message to Africa is that "all you need is trim spa, a bad reality tv show, fake breasts, a billionnaire on the brink of death lovin' " to be happy...

To be honest, I'm just grateful she's got some clothes on.
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6 comments:

  1. Michael K2:17 am

    Anna Nicole is our friend. She reminds me us that no matter what there is someone skankier than us.

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  2. SoPPy~!3:46 am

    LOL
    U go girl

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  3. Clare6:55 am

    er whats up with her back yo?

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  4. Anonymous8:57 am

    excess skin from losing a lot of weight too quickly.

    this picture is just weird. her butt/thighs look like something poorly photoshopped, but i'm pretty sure they would have looked just as poorly photoshopped in real life, so i'm at a loss.

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  5. Carrie12:19 pm

    DAMN, that's a sweet patch!!!

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  6. Megan4:19 pm

    "Perhaps...her message to Africa is that "all you need is trim spa, a bad reality tv show, fake breasts, a billionnaire on the brink of death lovin' " to be happy..."

    I can so see her blurting that out on stage, followed of course by, "I betcha you wanna see my boobies, so I'm gonna show --" *handlers yanking Anna offstage*

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