The blog and chronicles of the crashing bores we'd 'much rather kick in the eye'.
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Caption This Contest
Yup...seeing as dlisted is off for the weekend I'm going to do a Jessica Simpson-move and rehash a concept as a one-off:) Yup...that's right...you write a caption...I pick a winner and post it up :)
"oh no she dih-int. don' LET me ketch dat heffa anywhere NEAH my MAN oh else i'ma hafta put my manolo up heh ass puerto rica/boriqua morena foreva style.!"
Marc Antony models a potential JLo replacement, Brittany Gastineau, and is caught by JLo. Brittany, in typical socialite form, giggles.
ReplyDelete"Who do you think I am, Marc? Jane Fonda?"
ReplyDelete"Sadly, J.Lo's just not allowed in the 'less than 5% body fat' club."
ReplyDelete"Stay away from my man or I will cut you!" JLo screams, proving that she really is still Jenny from the block.
ReplyDelete"Oh no you dident!"
ReplyDelete*rolling neck*
ReplyDelete"oh no she dih-int. don' LET me ketch dat heffa anywhere NEAH my MAN oh else i'ma hafta put my manolo up heh ass puerto rica/boriqua morena foreva style.!"
*kisses teeth*