Sunday, July 31, 2005

Jessica Simpson is an infomercial girl

I'm not sure exactly when it occured...maybe it was between Jessica's surgery 5 and 6, or maybe it was even between surgery 8 and 9. Maybe we'll never know...but Ashlee Simpson is now definitely the prettiest of the Simpson sisters. I know that's not saying much...but Jessica looks like she's perilously, perilously close to 40.

Looks aside...her career also seems to heading in the I'm-now-over-40-years-old-my-career-is-dying-I'm-going-to-grab-whatever-informercial-I-can-before-I drown-into-oblivion...Jessica Simpson is set to release her own treadmill line after getting her body into shape for 'The Dukes of Hazzard'...as well as a workout video.

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I'm guessing there is going to be a disclaimer along the lines of "this equipment should be used in conjunction with various surgeries to achieve 'desired' results"
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9 comments:

  1. Trée3:46 pm

    Love the disclaimer. ;)

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  2. Elisita6:53 pm

    g4g, that is a pretty brilliant observation!
    love,
    elisa

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  3. Anonymous7:28 pm

    When did Ashlee get so pretty? I can't remember her being anything but cheap-looking and/or badly dressed, flailing desperately to differentiate herself from her surprisingly now-mannish sis, so this is kind of a shock to me that she looks good...

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  4. Elisita8:28 pm

    yeah straws...I was thinking along very similar lines...
    love,
    elisa

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  5. Anonymous12:21 am

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that numerous surgeries make Jessica's face look "old"!!

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  6. Anonymous12:21 am

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that numerous surgeries make Jessica's face look "old"!!

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  7. Anonymous2:06 am

    Jesus Christ! The "father" is still staring at Ashlee's tits. I'm pretty hard to offend, but dude, get a hotel room.

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  8. DrDiSaia2:57 pm

    Kinda like Suzanne Summers and her exercise machines of a few years ago, isn't it.

    The ad could read: "This wonderful device and $25,000 in plastic surgery might give you a good result if you lay off the donuts and ice cream."

    Love it,

    -JPD

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  9. Elisita5:28 pm

    haha, right on doc...right on :)
    love,
    elisa

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