Sunday, July 31, 2005

Joe Simpson-Hefner

Joe Simpson (Ashlee and Jessica's father) manages to freak me out every.single.time.


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15 comments:

  1. Joe gets hypnotised by the intricate criss cross pattern on her dress... Either that or he's just throwing subtlety out the window and blatently gawking at her rack. Which is just wrong.

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  2. Anonymous1:17 am

    THAT'S. JUST. WRONG.

    Seriously. She's his daughter, and I know she's looking good, but that does not justify blatant rack-gazing. Ever. Good Lord.

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  3. Anonymous2:57 am

    is it me or does she look like she finally got a nose job? maybe it's the camera angle.

    and yeah, that's gross.

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  4. Calm down folks we all know that Ashlee isn't the daughter Papa Joe is interested in (lucky her).

    Did you know he was on-set when Jessica made her recent Dukes of Hazzard music video ("These Boots are Made for Walking") where she's soaping up that car in barely anything and shaking her booty? Ewwww.

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  5. Anonymous6:56 am

    oh my God you guys he even physically LOOKS like Hugh Hefner...UGH! Can you say, Svengali-pimping-his-kids-power-hungry-scuzzball?

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  6. yeah...it's really disturbing isn't it...hmm...rachel, was speaking to dr disaia from http://cosmeticsurgerytruth.blogspot.com and he reckons she probably hasn't had any...
    Maybe Joe is moving on to fresher pastures? He's really disgusting...bah!
    love,
    elisa

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  7. OMG, what a freak he is. And he was supposed to have been a minister? I wouldn't have wanted to have gone to his church. Probably had something in the covenants that all female's must wear low cut dresses on Sunday mornings. What a freak!

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  8. Hopefully, sometime in the near future, Joe will fall down a flight of stairs and somehow manage to crush his testicles in the process. Let's see if he still stares at his daughter's chest after that...

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  9. he's looking at her boobies! OHG!

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  10. Ok, he's sick!! I didn't know he was a minister! Something's wrong here!

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  11. Anonymous8:00 am

    I think that is just so wrong i mean they put so many people in jail for crap like that and he is just as perverted!!!

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  12. Anonymous8:00 am

    I think that is just so wrong i mean they put so many people in jail for crap like that and he is just as perverted!!!

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  13. Anonymous8:00 am

    I think that is just so wrong i mean they put so many people in jail for crap like that and he is just as perverted!!!

    Mellissa

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  14. Anonymous12:03 pm

    he looks like a sick bastard

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  15. Anonymous8:58 pm

    what a CREEEEEEEEEEP! urgghhh

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