Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Posh can't read

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us I'll be honest with you guys...I'm simply crushed. I had such great plans for Posh and I...were were supposed to start a library together for sick kids...she already had a place of honour in my exclusive literary society. Everything was going so perfectly...but now my plans have hit a slight, slight snag...the girl has never read a book in her life.

The article calls it a 'book phobia'...I prefer to call it illiteracy. You'll be pleased to know that this fountain of knowledge desperatley wants a daughter so that she can "paint her nails, help her with her makeup and choose clothes with her", I say...call the department of Social Services.


thanks to Allie for the heads up
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12 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:55 am

    so much for my plans to have her translate The Odyssey into chav.

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  2. Elisita1:04 am

    See? She's marring all our fantastic plans...damn you Posh!
    hehe,
    love,
    elisa

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  3. Anonymous2:25 am

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  4. Anonymous2:43 am

    That is hilarious! Elisa, you are so funny. Maybe Posh is unaware of picture books.

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  5. Michael K4:31 am

    I love her so much.. She's such a fraud!

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  6. Anonymous4:48 am

    What a great example she is, of that all you need in this life is to be "hott" (if you consider resembling a pre-teen boy hot). Who needs a bwain? Look hott, marry a rich, famous guy and keep him hooked to you by pushing out a couple of pups.

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  7. Ms. Mika6:33 am

    Ok, this is sad...sad...sad...

    Posh, if you're reading this, I--Oops! That's right, she's illiterate!!

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  8. Anonymous7:37 am

    it would explain the fact that she's put her bra on over the outside of her outfit, though, if she's never really understood the 'under' part of 'underwear'. that is a pretty big word.

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  9. Anonymous11:50 am

    Hummmm... she've never read a book in her life?? My guesses are:
    1. She doesn't know how to read;
    2. She is blind or almost;
    3. She is f***ing retardard;
    4. We are f***ing retardard for wasting our time on her...

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  10. Elisita4:26 pm

    probably the saddest part about this story...is that I really believe it...it's just plain sad really. g4g, love the Tyler comment :)
    love,
    elisa

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  11. Elisita1:06 am

    Simon, she wouldn't know what the word ironic meant...so I wouldn't worry :)
    love,
    elisa

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  12. Anonymous7:54 am

    Posh needs a public warning label stuck to her forehead that states, "This is your brain on tanning bed."

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