Her publicist claims it's an injury from the beach, but that doesn't really work with my headline-creating brilliance...so we'll just ignore the explanation while I post another distraught picture...o.k?
Friday, August 26, 2005
Sienna's Cut Up
Aren't I creative with my headlines? I know...you don't have to tell me...it's brilliant. Anyway...everyone not including dodgy blog owners is worried about her...as she appeared (at the Dukes of Hazzard after-party) to be taking the anti-Aniston jilted route...and resorting to cutting herself.
Her publicist claims it's an injury from the beach, but that doesn't really work with my headline-creating brilliance...so we'll just ignore the explanation while I post another distraught picture...o.k?
Her publicist claims it's an injury from the beach, but that doesn't really work with my headline-creating brilliance...so we'll just ignore the explanation while I post another distraught picture...o.k?
I'm too lazy to cut myself up. I'd have to get a nice razor, then the iodine, but that bitch Maggie Gyllenhaal made it look easy in Secretary.
ReplyDeleteit kinda looks like a really bad sunburn...doesnt look like cuts really...
ReplyDeleteWhat a coincidence - I just burned the crap out of my arm with hot coffee and grinds. But it was a total accident, I swear. Angelina never did nuttin to me!
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