Life in
the Tinseltown bubble remains so predictable.....let's see...we've got Jennifer wanting to
tell-all to Diane Sawyer...
Brad wanting to reveal all...to...some TBA rival suck-up-to-the stars...neither of the two want to take their
life-sized wedding photo (it's SO much more low-key if you leave it lying around waiting for someone to sell it on ebay)...and to top this pathetic Martini off, the Hilton girls are going down the
Kimbo route...desperate to
get some attention after the slump in paparazzi during *like*...that hurricane.

Someone needs to stir this Martini up.
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Well, thank goodness the media as straightened out it's priorities! I needed a shot of shallowness and mass confusion that must be swirling around inside those hollow heads. I think TEAM DUMB and TEAM DUMBER would be more fitting for our "American Royalty".
ReplyDeleteI think Angelina is gunna be really upset shes got Paris Hilton on her side...haha
ReplyDeletewhat wankers...
why would jen aniston want to "tell all" on national tv? keep your life private people!
ReplyDeleteGosh how dare Paris Hilton wear Team Jolie shirts, that skank should be shot!
ReplyDeleteI agree she should be shot, but only below the waist. Death is too good for her, she needs to suffer
ReplyDeleteThe good thing is that those T-shirts will be out of fashion in months.
ReplyDeleteanon 2
ReplyDeleteare u suggesting that disabled people suffer?