Friday, September 23, 2005

Paris has a situation

Damn..don't you just hate it when that money-shot gets all violent and messy? :)

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I don't want to know.

15 comments:

  1. Holy Mother of Jeez!! What's happened to her face?

    No, wait, onsecond thoughts, I don't wanna know either...

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  2. Anonymous1:42 am

    Too many chemical peels! She's only in her twenties. Is she trying to get the youthful glow of a 12 year old?

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  3. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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  4. Anonymous4:59 am

    Chemical peels will make your face look hiddeous after. And I did that facial scrub thing once and it makes your face red at first and they slather you up with massive amounts of goo afterwards & you look ridiculous. I'm sure that's what it was.
    Either that or it's sperm.

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  5. I didn't realize it was possible to make her look more trashy...

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  6. Anonymous11:21 am

    Love your site! Just came across it, and it made me laugh. I'll be back.

    Tess

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  7. You would think with all her money she could do something to prevent that (whatever it is).

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  8. FANTASTIC acny. I guess someone told her spoo has magical acny healing properties??

    Holy crap, I wonder how many guys have told that to chicks in the history of the universe?

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  9. Anonymous10:03 pm

    Oh my gosh, I can't believe it! Paris actually has complexion problems like the rest of us?? This is news?

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  10. Anonymous10:11 pm

    Clearasil time.

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  11. She's just applying some natural vitamin E.

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  12. E,

    You just kill me...

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  13. Anonymous12:14 pm

    i don't think she realises the lube doesn't go on your FACE.

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  14. This was definitely not the classic "Paris Pose"!

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