Paris is practically a Virgin

Paris Hilton is not sexual...at least according to her in a Vanity Fair interview....she goes on

"All of my ex-boyfriends of course, not Paris, would be like, 'what's the
matter with you? You're so not sexual."

How beautiful it must be to live in this delusional Paris-World where: a semblance of virginity can maintained after a famous sex-tape, along with a zillion I'm-naked-but-you-technically-can't-see-my-nipple-which-somehow-makes-this-shoot-classy mags, Tara is a calm tee-totaler, Britney is intelligent, and Pamela has normal looking breasts. I guess the positive to all this "non-sexuality" from Paris is a decreased chance of children...a huge bonus to the human race.