I don't get the whole "It's my Party, so I'll make it look like a Premiere if I want to" thing (
and then of course whinge at photograpahers milling around)...but...whatever...in any case...the girl has hit 21 and I hope she got very, very drunk...in fact...
I wish I was very, very drunk right now, because then I probably wouldn't notice her
dollar-shop hair extensions.

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*update* Haha....my readers are always funnier than I am....thanks What Would Janice Dickinson Do!!!

haha WWJDD...you're brilliant!
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
Are she Ashlee or a Sleazy Bar Drag Queen?
ReplyDeleteAnd regarding Donatella...Mmmh, all I can say is that she looks like a Diet Coke fan...just like Kate Moss
BTW, you look beautiful in your new pic Elisita.
Abrazos...How about your tests?
Her next trainwreck will be this Saturday on SNL. I can't wait!
ReplyDeleteWhy does she have that crazed look in her eyes?
ReplyDeleteWWJJD - you are a well of information.
Nothing like stripping off to your underwear in front of your creepy dad, coke head (allegedly) sister to mark your rites of passage.
ReplyDeleteGod I hate her.
thanks USoldier :)
ReplyDeleteTests went swell! I've actually got a killer "reflective essay" coming up...does anyone else HATE those things with a passion??
love,
elisa
Ashlee... I think your nose needs an operation urgently!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Donnatella... my darling... you need a therapy of detoxification... and another stylist!!