Well...perhaps the whole "I'm going to get a young girlfriend and get her knocked up somehow so potential impressionable fans won't think I'm a sterile homosexual" tactic has backfired a tad for the Cruise crew...Katie's aunt; Carol Zydorczyk, is now getting in on the act...claiming that Katie didn't undergo IVF treatment. She's assuring us that:
" they did it the old fashioned way."
So...I'm guessing there was a large audience present at this TomKate fornication ceremony? I guess someone had to guide him through the motions...
Who's that in the picture?
ReplyDeleteWhere are we now? Her aunt is basically saying:
ReplyDelete"They did have sex. They did!"
As opposed to extolling Katie's virtue, she is proclaiming her libido?
Maybe that is part of the deal. This seems more like a PR deal than a marriage. Time will tell.
haha...a TomKat video would be such a mess....a (arguable) virgin and a gay guy...*shudder*
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elisa
I so hope Tom was shouting "Show me the money" at climax, that would rock.
ReplyDeleteIt's a long one but go here to see what their freak baby will look like.
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Late
_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien
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I'd give her one.
Wouldn't a sex video between a virgin and a gay guy pretty much consist of them reading Cosmo together and giving each other facials?
ReplyDeletehehe anon855...but then we're still left with the TomKitten mystery...
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elisa