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Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Lindsay Lohan is demure
Well...I guess when you dye your hair a normal colour...and you're no longer as thin as Nicole Ritchie...you have to resort to carefully thought-out measures to get back into the magazines...pure elegance...truly.
Is it just me or is that picture of her when she had red hair and boobs turn you on? Doesn't matter if you're a straight female, she looked really really good.
I'm having a mild LiLo obsession... I just saw Mean Girls the other day. I liked it... does that make me less HUA?
I like this Lindsay much better, actually. She's eating, she fired her crazy hair colorist, and she has regained her previous assets: not bad. Just give up the singing career and all will be good.
i know this is a horrible thing to admit, but i must get it off my chest..i actually like LiLo's songs... and since i'm on a roll admitting embarrassing things here's another one, i bought the cd... please don't judge me on this.. (face turned down in shame)
There are some photos on Perez Hilton that show that at a minimum, she got her lips pumped up to go with her new implants. He also believes she had a eyejob....we'd have to line up old and new photos to tell.
Those implants are so OBVIOUSLY implants. She was flat as a crepe a few months ago.
IluvMM's AAAGHHHH If I were ban-crazy like Perez Hilon...i'd ban you :) hahaha...too funny. love, elisa p.s. which one? I REALLY dislike her new one about being possesive of her boyfriend or something
me, too... I like Confessions... probably because it is so unlike the music I usually listen to and because it sounds like a rebellious kid with mixed emotions - which is kinda how I feel now, despite the fact that I am getting very very old...
Old hair-color? Check.
ReplyDeleteUsusal big(ger) boobs? Check.
Original freckles painted back? Check.
Return from lady-like to slightly unkept wardrobe? Check.
haha...looks like she's dumped Rachel Zoe for Jordan's stylist...
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
That's what happens to pretty much every child actor ;)
ReplyDeleteLooks like those implants might still be in place. For a while her pics made them look absent. Well, they do shrink over time.
ReplyDeleteImplants shrink? Really?
ReplyDeleteButton up that shirt girlfriend! You're falling out.
The implants don't shrink. The tissues around them stretch and fall in a bit. The illusion is that the breasts shrink.
ReplyDeleteIf she descends much further I bet we see nipple.
ReplyDeleteI also predict that she'll show 'em on camera before she hits 30, as long as she doesn't OD on Zantrex 3 first.
~~> Jay
Lindsay...c'mon. What's wrong with you!!??
ReplyDeleteOMG she gained wait... she's slightly hotter.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is that picture of her when she had red hair and boobs turn you on? Doesn't matter if you're a straight female, she looked really really good.
I'm having a mild LiLo obsession... I just saw Mean Girls the other day. I liked it... does that make me less HUA?
I like this Lindsay much better, actually. She's eating, she fired her crazy hair colorist, and she has regained her previous assets: not bad. Just give up the singing career and all will be good.
ReplyDeleteyeah...I must say...the really thin boho look never looked good on Lindsay...the fake tan thing never seemed to work for her either...
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
actually blog portland...you're not far off...she wants to do a topless shot soon...she was inspired by Paris Hilton's Vanity Fair shoot.
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
Yay the hair & boobs are back!
ReplyDeleteThis girl changes her implants as often as her underwear. She gives Britney a run for her money!
ReplyDeletei know this is a horrible thing to admit, but i must get it off my chest..i actually like LiLo's songs... and since i'm on a roll admitting embarrassing things here's another one, i bought the cd... please don't judge me on this.. (face turned down in shame)
ReplyDeleteThere are some photos on Perez Hilton that show that at a minimum, she got her lips pumped up to go with her new implants. He also believes she had a eyejob....we'd have to line up old and new photos to tell.
ReplyDeleteThose implants are so OBVIOUSLY implants. She was flat as a crepe a few months ago.
yeah I know they look like implants...but can your body handle so many inserting and taking out???
ReplyDeleteso weird...
love,
elisa
IluvMM's
ReplyDeleteAAAGHHHH
If I were ban-crazy like Perez Hilon...i'd ban you :)
hahaha...too funny.
love,
elisa
p.s. which one? I REALLY dislike her new one about being possesive of her boyfriend or something
hah-hah...
ReplyDeletei<3M&M's said...
me, too... I like Confessions...
probably because it is so unlike the music I usually listen to and because it sounds like a rebellious kid with mixed emotions - which is kinda how I feel now, despite the fact that I am getting very very old...
So THAT's why Lindsay is so successful...everyone seems to like her stuff...
ReplyDeleteWho knew?
haha Franci...love your new name!
elisa.