Thursday, October 13, 2005

Paris umm...used to look different

Star Magazine is runnning a Most Amazing MakeOvers Ever! section...bascially just absolutley groundbreaking montages of 'celebrities', all who sit pretty low on the ugly-----plain continuum, proceed to lose weight...and move 'amazingly' across to the My-surgeries make-me-look-like-a-man ------ I may be thin, but I'm still ugly contiuum...

I think 97 Paris' delusional streetwalker look was much more in keeping with the truth. Straw hair is hot.



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15 comments:

  1. What makeover? She was tasteless then and she's tasteless now.

    BTW, who quilted this outfit?

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  2. Anonymous1:24 am

    In fairness to Paris-of-the-past her face was much prettier. Plus it's so hot when you can't actually count the ribs on a woman, thats more of a 3rd date activity.

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  3. holy shit! is that paris?

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  4. Anonymous2:24 am

    I've checked the site. Some celebs looked better BEFORE.

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  5. hehe...yes markus, that's Paris...yeah...I know what you mean Franci...I think Liz Hurley looks cute before...and Kate Couric looks much better before...
    love,
    elisa

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  6. Anonymous2:53 am

    Did she have her breasts removed or what? She's so incredibly flat-chested now. She looks like she used to have a little something.

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  7. I guess she just lost weight?
    love,
    elisa

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  8. Anonymous8:23 am

    is that really her? god, her face was much prettier..what the fug? did she actually get her hook nose put on and lose her ass on purpose? Im so confused by this.

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  9. Anonymous9:27 am

    It is so refreshing to see her with curves for once, but then I can't believe she thought this was too curvy and decided to go with the crack whore look... very disappointing.

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  10. Anonymous4:31 pm

    you guys are right, she does look like she has boobs here. It could be that she used kleenex thought. for boobs that big, they look awfully w i d e.

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  11. Anonymous6:29 pm

    Even though she turned her quite-pretty looks in her past to her fugly looks now, her skanky choice of clothing still remains ever the same.

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  12. Anonymous6:17 am

    I don't know if I'm buying it. That just doesn't look like her to me.

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  13. Makeovers my arse. It's called the early '90s...EVERYONE looked like shit back then.

    I wish I could make a career out of slapping celebrities in the face. Skeletons are NOT hot, Nicole Richie!

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  14. veggie...if you go to awfulplasticsurgery.com's archives...there are some pics of paris in the early 90's (before she discovered fake tan and better peroxide) and looks like her a lot...
    love,
    elisa

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  15. Anonymous9:51 pm

    She looks even more different with her natural brown eyes!!
    She was so pretty when she was younger and now she looks like she grows more and more everyday into a drag queen.

    I think I read something where she said she always used to wear padded push-up bras because she wanted a boob job at 16 but her parents wouldn't let her get one.

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