As far as I knew...Jessica Biel was a struggling starlet who was in a sad Aaron Spelling show, liked to pose for men's magazines...and had a Neutrogena campaign stint. I certainly don't like to bother down-and-outters as long as they don't bother me. This has gone too far though... what's going on here? The
Sexiest Woman Alive title?
I didn't realise the criteria for winning were just owning a pair of breasts and being alive...
Does anyone else think that she has a scary Britney-complex?
I'm thinking Brit's first Rolling Stone cover,and Toxic respectively.
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Yes, but Sexiest Woman ALIVE? I think not. Maybe they wanted someone who wasn't so over-exposed...or maybe the guy who publishes Esquire is her third cousin.
ReplyDeletehmm earl...actually...I never/rarely trash people I'm jealous of...Biel doesn't inspire any envy within me.
ReplyDeleteYeah...I reckon they were going for the less exposed...but for e.g. the girl from Lost...Evangeline? Is MUCH better...or even that blonde girl Maggie from (what's the show?)...she won an emmy...is cooler.
love,
elisa
The magazine probably just couldn't get one of the hotter, more famous stars.
ReplyDeleteJess Biel is good looking and is pretty down to earth. At least she was six years ago when I was a freshman in college and I met her. She's my height (5'1") and had no crazy makeup on. She looked fresh and clean, but she was dating that scuzzy guy who played her boyfriend for a while (Robbie?). He lived in my dorm and was a total ass.
ReplyDeleteBut she is not sexiest woman alive.
haha...that's cool that you met the Biel-ster :) Yeah...I mean...she's a pretty girl, no doubt...but she's not sexy for me at all...if you google image her...there are heaps of semi-topless photos of her...and you just feel like you're looking at a child or something...she tries to do the sexy...but it always looks like it's being taken by some sleazebag photographer that's secretly duping her...
ReplyDeleteI have no idea if my comment makes sense...sorry :)
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elisa
I'm with you Elisa. She's pretty, and hell, if somehow I woke up inside her body I'd probably be thrilled. I would, however, find her prettier with natural breasts and lips.
ReplyDeleteSexiest woman alive?
Hell no!
It's funny, I had this discussion with my hubby yesterday when I saw it. He said "who the hell is Jessical Biel" and was rather underwhelmed. One of those "Oh yeah, I'd go there...BUT" situations. We were easily able to come up with many vastly sexier women each without every trying.
it is Esquire magazine - which I always thought had kind of an older late 30s to 40s readership in which case this choice is CREEPY.
ReplyDeleteOff the top of my head I can name 10 female celebrities "hotter" than Jessica Biel. Heck, I see women hotter than her riding in the NYC subways every day.
ReplyDeletehaha...yeah sleazy...that is creepy:) At least it wasn't an Olsen twin though! Yeah...I tink I would probably find her prettier if the collagen stick hadn't tapped her...
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
She's pretty, but come on. No way is she anywhere near the hottest woman alive....jaysus. It's actually comical. It's a definite WTF.
ReplyDeleteearl jenkin, the "you're just jealous" comment is ridiculous. When women snark on ugly women no one says that. But when they snark on anyone somewhat attractive, it must be because they're just consumed with jealousy. Cut that crap - it's insulting.
One more thing - about her Britney obsession - don't forget - it's the photog and the stylist who choose the settings. She's just a warm body :)
If Jessica Biel was really dislikeable you could nickname her Jessica Bile. Which would be cool. Alas she is not and therefore we cannot. Ah well.
ReplyDeleteBryson: "Jaysus"? Do I detect a fellow potato eater? If not how did you come to use that pure Irishism?
ReplyDeleteyeah..."she's just a warm body" lol...that's true...and the secod picture is photoshopped within an inch of its life too...
ReplyDeletehaha...yeah...she's a potential Jessica Bile...she's just got to start saying stupid stuff!
love,
elisa
I think she's attractive. Did you see Texas Chain Saw Massacre? She was hot in that. And sweaty!
ReplyDeleteNealK, yup...fellow potato eater here...Top of the mornin' to ya!
ReplyDeleteYa, she's nice and everything... but... they're probably on crack and confusing her with Jessica Alba. Now HER, I would definitely vote for as the sexiest.
ReplyDeletewell, well, well, my irish contingent is growing... :) What's the craic?
ReplyDeletehehe
hey william...welcome back to the commenting :) haha...you're an Alba fan huh? I've never personally thought that she's anything special...but I would love to have her body...and I can definitely see why the majority of the male population go gaga for her...
love,
elisa