Wednesday, November 23, 2005

...and in breaking news......

Nicky Hilton is pregnant...with another of Tom Cruises' baster-busting exponentially growing aliens...or...perhaps not.

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Slow.news.day. When do you think Paris will discover her first (of many) brain tumours? I'm wagering...2 years.
thanks to jessica m for the pic!!!

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:53 am

    WOW!!! That is the least flattering dress I've ever seen a Hilton wear - and that's saying a lot!

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  2. Anonymous4:36 am

    I really don't think it would be wrong to place Paris's picture next to the term "media-whore" in the dictionary.

    Has anyone else noticed how, as of late, she seems so thrilled when she notices a pap taking pics of her? I think it's because she has noticed that her infamy is waning fast. People are bored with her. I know I am.

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  3. OMG I totally thought she was pregnant. I'm so guillable.

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  4. Anonymous9:26 am

    I went to Atlantic City once and noticed that all the prostitutes were walking around with cellphones at their ear...as if talking to oneself on a dead phone will negate the whole 'trolling for a john' thing.

    Maybe the Hiltons have been to Atlantic City too?

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  5. and all this time i though black was supposed to make you look thin?

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  6. hehe MichaelK, you're so cute :)
    anon926...that's such a brilliant insight!!! LOL!
    you are so spot on.
    love,
    elisa

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  7. Anonymous4:56 pm

    Disgusting bitches.

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  8. Anonymous4:11 am

    Just a thought: what if they are talking to each other?

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  9. Anonymous9:08 am

    i love paris and nikki

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