Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Congrats Xtina Bratman

Well...you can tell she tried oh-s0-hard...but she still doesn't manage to even touch the magnificence that was Jordan and Andre's wedding...but it's the thought that counts I suppose. Although...perhaps there is a rather genuine fight between who is more stomach-churning...Peter Andre or Jordan Bratman?


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15 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:39 pm

    'Bratman' is such an unfortunate name.

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  2. Anonymous1:23 am

    Why, she's demonstrating her giddy happiness, of course!

    BTW, Carmen Miranda called and wants her ruffles back.

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  3. Anonymous4:09 am

    I like (and by that I mean it makes me vomit) that red rose thingy in front of that oh-I-am-so-fake-virgin dress.
    And the Bratman? Also.

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  4. Anonymous4:22 am

    I have to say that they seem like a very normal couple. Not publicity hounds like another bleach blonde pop singer I could mention.

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  5. Anonymous4:23 am

    I think that red rose thingy in front of her dress makes it look like she got sniped in the cooch. Seriously though, is there a reason she's wearing it? I don't know anything about wedding traditions.

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  6. Anonymous4:54 am

    The mouth on Bratman is just not attractive. I don't like the way it sticks out. Yuck!

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  7. Anonymous5:00 am

    Yeah, last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!

    ~taken from a quote in an old 80's movie (Caddyshack) but oh so true to the situation here.

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  8. Jay6:23 am

    His penis must be ENORMOUS.

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  9. Anonymous8:56 am

    I really don't like the rose - it looks dollar-store trashy.

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  10. Anonymous3:04 pm

    Her train looks fug.

    & Bratman sure gave such a 'wonderful' speech.

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  11. Elisita11:58 pm

    haha...I didn't even see the dodgy rose the first time around...yeah...in his wedding speech he thanked his parents for giving him a big penis...that guy is oh-so-cool.
    ugh.
    love,
    elisa

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  12. Anonymous9:21 am

    ^ he also thanked them for his good looks lol

    i think she has a good voice and am happy she is through with her ghetto phase but i just find her boring. she should just go to the recording studio and make music and leave the tabloids to the tom cruise's and parisite hiltons of the world.


    i am not really into the peroxide blond hair and the red lipstick ....but its better than the black hair and stripper clothing

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  13. Anonymous9:46 pm

    what happened to the "i will never marry a white guy" she was talking about 3 years ago

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  14. Anonymous11:09 am

    ^ who said he's white

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  15. Anonymous10:34 pm

    that dudes one fugly mafuka

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