Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Happy Halloween!

Who cares about fictional ghouls and monsters when they're actually...alive. It wouldn't be good Halloween unless I really managed to scare you...or at least, put you off breakfast.

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This girl has obviously taken Jordan's concept of ass-boobs to a new level.

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Paris Hilton enjoys her Halloween with an oh-so-imaginative costume. I don't even want to know what the shiny stuff on her body is.

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If Amanda Lepore doesn't scare you, then nothing will.
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21 comments:

  1. Elisita12:29 am

    hey guys,
    School is closing in! I'm in my final two weeks, so although I'm going to try and post every day...it's not going to be too hardcore until the 16th...when I'll be free :)
    love,
    elisa

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  2. El Tete1:26 am

    Good luck!

    And concerning the pics... I am gonna call Hugh!

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  3. shoe hound1:32 am

    Yes, good luck with school. I am on my own final stretch with school!

    Uh, who is that wtf lady?

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  4. Elisita1:56 am

    aww..thanks el tete, and shoehound :)
    love,
    elisa

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  5. Anonymous2:20 am

    I am sending my best wishes, too!

    That liquid on Paris - let us pray - is pure rain.

    Those creatures in the 1st and 3rd photos - arrgh. Halloween, indeed. Jocelyn Whatshername can be ashamed by Amanda L., because that *product* opens whole new dimensions. In a certain mental, uhm, pshychological field, I mean.

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  6. Anonymous3:01 am

    Eeeeeewwwwww, is there ANYONE out there who could find that chicks boobs attractive. It seriously looks like a butt on her chest. And it looks like it hurts.

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  7. Anonymous5:36 am

    Wow!!!! That did what no horror movie has ever done to me! I want to salvage my eyes, but I don't know how!

    Good luck! I wish my school was finishing!

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  8. Anonymous6:11 am

    You see this outfit this Kritter is wearing? See it? She's so ahead of her time, cuz I've LONG thought that celebs and college girls and just girls in public should just quit with the teasing and wear this sort of outfit.

    You know they're all dyin' to. It's just that no one's paved the way to such ultimate expression yet. And here this Kritter has!

    So to all college girlies and public girlies and celebs, I say GO!! Go fer it now!

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  9. william5:03 pm

    WHAAT??! why are you finishing off 2 months earlier than everyone else?

    totally not fair, dude.

    but break a leg.

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  10. Elisita10:10 pm

    haha...I finish in "Australian" time...our year = from March to November :)
    love,
    elisa

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  11. Elisita10:12 pm

    thanks for your sweet wishes guys!!!
    love,
    elisa

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  12. Cap'n Bob12:29 am

    Gack! I think I'll be turned off of sex for the next month. Thanks a lot, love.

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  13. Elisita12:51 pm

    haha cap'n...I letting down so many girls this month. :)
    love,
    elisa

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  14. Anonymous2:29 pm

    i get black men magazine at work. its hilarious. its up there with Smooth and King.

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  15. Elisita2:37 pm

    haha...it looks great...I mean seriously...I would it buy it just for the ass-boob cover :)
    love,
    elisa

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  16. Anonymous9:17 pm

    Thanks, now i totally swear off boobs.

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  17. Ms. Mika7:18 am

    Ok, to be honest the woman should not have worn that outfit in public, but I'm going to tell the truth were everyone else is LYING! If any of us could look that hot at her age--what? 100? Just kidding, but seriously, if any of us could look that good at her age, we'd wear that outfit too--at least I would--not in public, but surely for my (built like that) MANY MEN!!

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  18. Elisita12:42 pm

    Hey Ms Mika....I hope you're talking about Paris Hilton...and not Ms Lepore...haha

    In any case...I'm the first to admit that I would absolutely kill to have a body like Paris'...

    love,
    elisa

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  19. Anonymous3:29 am

    Elisa, can you comment on Amanda Lepore picture? I dont quite understand, is this some ceremony and she's thinking it's a dress or what?

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  20. Elisita9:57 pm

    haha, CPSG,
    shes this new NY 'socialite'. 'She's' a transexual? Transgender? Well..in anycase...she's a she now.

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  21. Anonymous6:25 am

    Well, then why-is-SHE-naked? She always goes like this?

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