Saturday, October 15, 2005

The end of an era

It's the end of an era kids *sniffe*...Jordan.is.going.to.have.her.32FF.breasts.reduced. She's incoherently blabbering about gravity and kids...as if that somehow had something to do with anything. These are times of change, unpeaval and uncertainty...so who are we to look for in the future for our dose of trash-stability? Forward thinker MichaelK has already thought of a solution....with Alicia Douvall.


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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

um... those breasts look painful and annoying

what is the big deal with boobs

as an owner of a pair of C's ... i wish they were smaller

seriously

boobs are stupid

Anonymous said...

"gravity"? they look like they pretty much defy it.
they also look exactly like an ass.

Jack B. said...

"they also look exactly like an ass"

Yes, I guess Jordan didn't learn that making them bigger doesn't neccessarily mean it would make them better looking. Those things look really scary.

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:45, you are sooooo right. Boobs are so overrated!!!

Elisita said...

haha..they DO look like an ass..I hadn't thought of it that way...I guss all cleavage does sorta...hmmm
yeah...I've never gotten the "big boobs" thing...I think most people look better when they're on the smaller side...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Can i use a kitchen knife to slice those melons for you guys to eat?

DrDiSaia said...

Couldn't resist...had to blog on this too. From the sounds of things there are many more blog entires to come on this.

BTW - Not all surgeons will even place such monster implants.

Anonymous said...

In this picture her face reminds me of Zelda from pet cemetery... ew.

Anonymous said...

Keep an eye on Ebay for those bad boys bein auctioned, buy both and she'll throw in that pair of knickers she wore as a top one time.

WJDD: Actually Pam did have them reduced and they looked much better but for some bizarre reason she had them done again, Tommy or Kid Rock probably forced her.

El Tete said...

MY EYES!!! MY POOR EYES!!!

Anonymous said...

It's funny everyone should say they look like a bum because scientists say our attraction to breasts extends to when we were apes and walked on all fours. Then, the main attracting feature WAS a bum, and since man (or woman) now walks upright, our boobs represent our ass. Or something. ;p

Elisita said...

yeah...I've heard that as well...and our lips represent vaginas and so on...damn ape ancestors :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

So what does that say about us ass men.

Monica Benavidez said...

I would prefer perky over gigantic, but thats just me.

I <3 my boobies.