While Kimberley Stewart shows the world her fiance...some guy from Laguna Beach. This guy reminds me of exactly the kind of guy you would AVOID (no matter how much alcohol you drank) during Spring Break...not the kind of guy you would be accepting any 'diamond' rings from...but then again...this is Kimberley Stewart...the always-belated-in-action, can't-quite-snag-a-Greek-billionaire: Paris Hilton twin.
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Friday, November 18, 2005
The 'It' Girls Update
Our favourite billionaire twin monkeys look grateful for all they've managed to attain during their lives...I just have a question...why/how is Ashley (newly? pouting blonde) considered the pretty one? To put it bluntly, the girl looks all over the shop.
While Kimberley Stewart shows the world her fiance...some guy from Laguna Beach. This guy reminds me of exactly the kind of guy you would AVOID (no matter how much alcohol you drank) during Spring Break...not the kind of guy you would be accepting any 'diamond' rings from...but then again...this is Kimberley Stewart...the always-belated-in-action, can't-quite-snag-a-Greek-billionaire: Paris Hilton twin.
While Kimberley Stewart shows the world her fiance...some guy from Laguna Beach. This guy reminds me of exactly the kind of guy you would AVOID (no matter how much alcohol you drank) during Spring Break...not the kind of guy you would be accepting any 'diamond' rings from...but then again...this is Kimberley Stewart...the always-belated-in-action, can't-quite-snag-a-Greek-billionaire: Paris Hilton twin.
That guy's trying to force her hand onto his crotch with the power of his mind!
ReplyDeleteI believe the Olsen twin on the right just got a part in "Herbie 2: Love-bug goes boom" as Lindsay Lohan's dead body.
Completely unrelated: I want a new job with the title of "Assistant manager in charge of blowing minds"
haha...to continue in the completely unrelated realm...I have to get a job next year *cry*...I want a creative one...corporate world sucks.
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
off subject: Go creative, Elisa!
ReplyDeleteon the subject: I've read that Kimberly?Kim? is 26?? WTF? She looks older than me!
I think Ashley is the prettier one. But their both rather fugly, so that ain't saying much.
ReplyDeletehaha...yeah Franci...I know...but where does one find these exciting creative careers?
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa.
Yeah Ginger...seriously EVERYONE agrees with you..except me :) I think MK is cute sometimes...and Ashley looks like Zoolander and has a dodgier nose than her sister...
ReplyDeletebut I'm just out of it in terms of the Olsen's...
love,
elisa
I don't think Talan has mastered the ability to smile for the camra when already plastered. Its an art that Paris and Kim have picked up, but I think Talan is fairly new to the concept seeing how fucked up he looks in these pictures
ReplyDeleteGeez, Talan is what? 18 maybe 19 years old? And he is engaged to KS already? That is insane. What a little bit of celebrity does to some people!!
ReplyDeleteAre oversized t-shirts the new "it" dress? Ashley ang MK are horrible dressers.
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of billions of dollars.
ReplyDelete2 questions:
ReplyDeleteWhy do the Olsens always dress in clothes way bigger than they are?
and
Why do Kim's hands look so big? It's creepy!
These pictures reeks of drugs. Cracked-up Olsen twins & that drugged Talan marrying Kimbo.
ReplyDeleteoh..poor g4g...that is too sad for you...I guess you're just going to have to force yourself to like the look :)
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
Oh my God... This girls need a mirror... and a new stylist!
ReplyDeleteIs it just me... or does he look like he's going to boot all over Kimbo?
ReplyDeleteAs far as these Olsen sisters are concerned i'd have to say they've never cared a hoot what they looked like. They spent so much time staring at each other's faces before they were born they can go the rest of their lives passing mirrors without a glance!
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