The blog and chronicles of the crashing bores we'd 'much rather kick in the eye'.
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Katie is a Drag Queen
Ummm...I don't know who they think they're fooling...but I know, and I know you know...EXACTLY what's going on. The whole thing makes a LOT more sense now actually...Dicey Shenanigans.
I don't understand? In the first picture she looks like she has huge ta-ta's and I thought she was rather flat-chested. The second picture she looks like she has no boobies and doesn't look pregnant. Whe was this taken? She looks like a drowned rat...again! Can't he afford a hair stylist for her?
She looks like she's wondering how less than a year ago she was carefree and single with no stretch marks and now she's engaged (again), pregnant and a permanent half of the freak show commonly known as TomKat. Part of me feels sorry for her and part of me thinks she made her big freaky bed and now she has to sleep in it with Tom Cruise.
Tom needs to wipe that fake smile off his face, go home and count his money and spare us all the continuing ickiness of his prescence. And Kate needs to watch Rosemary's Baby a couple of times and then decide if she's really making the best choice. (Hee hee .. of course, I don't really know what they are like but it's still fun to have a healthy fear of them!)
Tom: Yes, he's a tad bit strange these days--growing stranger by the photo, Ha!
(Funny, that not what you say every night as you kiss your Top Gun, Jerry Maguire, Days of Thunder, The Last Samurai, Cocktail or Risky Business posters! Just to name a few!) Shh! Shut-up, no one's talking to you.
Katie: Yes, she's a little bit weirded-out by Tom's behavior, but who can blame her—after all, she’s pg with an Aliens baby!
(Why are you saying these things about Tom when you secretly adore him!) Shhhh! Darn it, didn't I tell you no one's talking to you! (Admit it, you wish you were pg with Tom’s baby!) I’m warning you!
Just the two of Them: They have big issues--Tom scars me with his jumping on couches and Katie with her…with her…hell, I don’t know what she does—but I’m sure it’s weird!!
(You're pathetic! You still hum the theme to Old Time Rock N Roll!) Shut your pie hole!
(You wish Tom was “jumping” on you right now, don’t you!) You’re asking for it, butt hole!
(That’s what you want…you want ol’ Tommy boy to do it in da butt—Awe! Sexy, sexy!) That's it! Come here!
[Sounds of furniture turning over, screams and howls…fade to black)
She looks like she really doesn't want to be there.
ReplyDeleteFrumpalicious...
ReplyDeleteYou think the girl would put on a little lipstick...
ReplyDeleteAww. The poor girl can't EVER take a good photo. I'm beginning to wonder if she really does have Down's Syndrome.
ReplyDeleteI know...but seriously...I can't feel sorry for her...I mean being his gf/wife is one thing...but carrying his babies???
ReplyDeleteI don't understand? In the first picture she looks like she has huge ta-ta's and I thought she was rather flat-chested. The second picture she looks like she has no boobies and doesn't look pregnant. Whe was this taken? She looks like a drowned rat...again! Can't he afford a hair stylist for her?
ReplyDeleteAh, I see the outey belly button now. What's with that big ropey necklace?
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she's wondering how less than a year ago she was carefree and single with no stretch marks and now she's engaged (again), pregnant and a permanent half of the freak show commonly known as TomKat. Part of me feels sorry for her and part of me thinks she made her big freaky bed and now she has to sleep in it with Tom Cruise.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing how tall he looks in movies! A real hero, macho! It would be funny to meet him one day and see that he's my height he he)))
ReplyDeletehaha...rope necklace is very symbolic...prolly a present from tom...
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
that's it...you ARE the TBLE resident breast-expert!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha
love,
elisa
Thats the last award he'll be getting for the rest of his life
ReplyDeletemy god, scientology has turned her into a she-man.
ReplyDeleteShe looks so big compared to them!
ReplyDeleteTom needs to wipe that fake smile off his face, go home and count his money and spare us all the continuing ickiness of his prescence. And Kate needs to watch Rosemary's Baby a couple of times and then decide if she's really making the best choice. (Hee hee .. of course, I don't really know what they are like but it's still fun to have a healthy fear of them!)
ReplyDeleteHmm..strange--Thier eyes are very similar--note the droop. Looks like his little sister.
ReplyDeleteTom: Yes, he's a tad bit strange these days--growing stranger by the photo, Ha!
ReplyDelete(Funny, that not what you say every night as you kiss your Top Gun, Jerry Maguire, Days of Thunder, The Last Samurai, Cocktail or Risky Business posters! Just to name a few!) Shh! Shut-up, no one's talking to you.
Katie: Yes, she's a little bit weirded-out by Tom's behavior, but who can blame her—after all, she’s pg with an Aliens baby!
(Why are you saying these things about Tom when you secretly adore him!) Shhhh! Darn it, didn't I tell you no one's talking to you! (Admit it, you wish you were pg with Tom’s baby!) I’m warning you!
Just the two of Them: They have big issues--Tom scars me with his jumping on couches and Katie with her…with her…hell, I don’t know what she does—but I’m sure it’s weird!!
(You're pathetic! You still hum the theme to Old Time Rock N Roll!) Shut your pie hole!
(You wish Tom was “jumping” on you right now, don’t you!) You’re asking for it, butt hole!
(That’s what you want…you want ol’ Tommy boy to do it in da butt—Awe! Sexy, sexy!) That's it! Come here!
[Sounds of furniture turning over, screams and howls…fade to black)
Sounds like a Tom Cruise movie to me…I buy it!
haha ms mika...i love it :)
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
Yeah, I thought it was kindda funny too (hump, you think everything's funny.) Don't start...
ReplyDelete