David Beckham is an idiot

David Beckham bought his wife a chocolate fountain for Christmas...what is he doing? He's going to make his wife think it's o.k. to be a lard ass...I mean...let's be honest..Victoria's more than half-way there already...and you know the only way to hold on to a philandering husband is to lose more and more weight. David's money would have been more well spent had it been directed into a Weight Watchers/Colonic Irrigation/Bulimia for Dummies programme.