I'm not going to say much about Melissa Joan Hart...the poor woman is obviously carrying some Cruise-esque child, is very much a C-List actress, and you can just tell she's never going to amount to much in the Hollywood machine. You can't really find this girl scary without feeling bad.
But Jennifer...this is a professional shoot, this is photoshopped...the more I look at it...the more I truly am scared.Your mouth is hypnotic...in the most un-complimentary way.
thanks JustinR for the creepy Jen pic!!!
For a pregnant former teen queen, she certainly looks much more put together than some (*ahem britney*). Give the poor girl a break - she's obviously got what, like 5 in there???
ReplyDeletePregnancy does not suit MJH.
ReplyDeleteI think you're being unfair to Janiston she's merely unhinging her jaw to devour a small child(off camera). It's perfectly natural.
Pregnancy + Poncho = Looks like you are wearing a tent...a gigantic tent...and the stripes don't help.
ReplyDeleteMJH looks a hundred times better than JA. For the love of god, what the hell is up with her mouth?
ReplyDeleteYeah she looks pretty nasty.
ReplyDeleteThe mouth looks like the literally drew it on her.
ReplyDeleteMouth? Look at the nose. You could land a wide body on that thing.
ReplyDeleteI've never liked Melissa. Her arrogance was annoying.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jen, Jen, Jen....to me it's so simple. Go back to the weight you were at the start of Friends and the world is yours!!! It's so simple, aRGGGH...
Haha I hate that bitch. Sabrina sucked.
ReplyDeleteMelissa looks terrible, the pregnancy sure wasn't very kind to her.
ReplyDelete& Jennifer is TOO photoshopped in that picture, i think a digital painting even looks more real than that picture.
Wasn't JA considered the most beautiful Friend?
ReplyDeleteyeah...her nose is looking wider than usual...angelina photoshopped that for sure....
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elisa
Janae,
ReplyDeleteI agree, if she'd just add some pounds--Angelina too! The world would be more on her side--I love JA and I feel for her. I'm love Brad and would have his baby at a drop of a dime--as you know (they don't know) He's the only white man that could make me cross over--b4 u say anything, I also would have a baby with Tom Cruise--that's it!
haha G4G...I actually saw the cover in the flesh while queing up at Woolies...and I totally freaked out...it's scarier in person :)
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elisa
The mouth, the black around the eyes, all the black on her face in general, so so creepy.
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