Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Gwyneth is paying someone to kick her out of her house

Gwyneth Paltrow is apparently quite concerned about 'bad vibes' in her house and has hired some Kabbalah kook Rabbi to exorcise them out of her house...The ritual requires 10 men to chant psalms.

I'm guessing what she doesn't realise yet is that the key to eliminating the 'bad vibes' situation in her house (and indeed the world) is to get rid of herself...10 men chanting? That's not going to do anything...10 TBLE readers...with chainsaws and icepicks...that might work a bit better.

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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:02 am

    I think she's gone mad.

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  2. Anonymous10:14 am

    I hate Gwyneth.

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  3. Anonymous3:30 am

    what if those men succeed and kick her out of her house, heh?
    Be aware of the next media flash on G. complaining about these men's findings.

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  4. Anonymous10:37 am

    Elisa, that is the funniest thing I've ever heard!

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