Some complete bastard fondled my Scarlet's tit on the red carpet!!! It was all over the paper!!! There she is givin an interview and BAM(actually probably more of a "SWISH!" or "WOOSH!") phantom hand pops out and HONK! Cheeky fucker! Thats my tit! Ok, half mine.
Ok, relax. False alarm. The paper exagerrated a bit it was actually some gay interviewer guy called "Mizrahi" who was just fuckin about. Actually he seems pretty cool cause he slagged SJP and shoved a finger down Terry Hatchers cleavage. My kinda guy. Anyway it's ok my marriage to Scarlet is not in danger. Anything else you hear is a scandalous fucking lie. If you would like to read about the "Golden Grope"(hardy har har[thats sarcastic laughter]) incident go to www.mirror.co.uk and click on the Showbiz thing with the pic of my lovely fiance.
Oh no, Josh... Jooooooosh.... you have a bug near you!! Tread on it!!
ReplyDeleteSome complete bastard fondled my Scarlet's tit on the red carpet!!! It was all over the paper!!! There she is givin an interview and BAM(actually probably more of a "SWISH!" or "WOOSH!") phantom hand pops out and HONK! Cheeky fucker! Thats my tit! Ok, half mine.
ReplyDeleteOk, relax. False alarm. The paper exagerrated a bit it was actually some gay interviewer guy called "Mizrahi" who was just fuckin about. Actually he seems pretty cool cause he slagged SJP and shoved a finger down Terry Hatchers cleavage. My kinda guy. Anyway it's ok my marriage to Scarlet is not in danger. Anything else you hear is a scandalous fucking lie. If you would like to read about the "Golden Grope"(hardy har har[thats sarcastic laughter]) incident go to www.mirror.co.uk and click on the Showbiz thing with the pic of my lovely fiance.
ReplyDeletehaha niolk...I saw that and thought of you :)Don't worry...once she meets you...she'll love you :)
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elisa
EXTREME fug. Excluding Josh
ReplyDeleteI don't know how Paris walks out of the house without a bag over her head, with that hideous nose job and those overstuffed lips.
ReplyDeleteJohnny noooooo..... why are you with her shes so ugly.
ReplyDeleteooops....wrong name. damn it i mean josh
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