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Friday, January 20, 2006
Umm...no thanks, I don't think I'm worth it.
I don't know what Beyonce is trying to sell us here...but uhh...I'm not yet sufficiently brainwashed to be enticed...at least not yet.
In a similar vien...P. Diddy man...this photoshoot for your new fragrance has about as much sexual chemistry as Katie Holmes' first visit to the insemination centre...generally not a good sign.
that's a bad shot of beyonce and she usually looks good in like all her photos.
and, i'm not feeling whatever diddy and penelope are trying to sell here or whatever they are doing. penelope looks soooo bored in that pic of her on the bed.
Bad news janae. If you think you're sick of her now, she's got two movies and an album coming out soon, not to mention her new song that's positively permeating airwaves.
that's a bad shot of beyonce and she usually looks good in like all her photos.
ReplyDeleteand, i'm not feeling whatever diddy and penelope are trying to sell here or whatever they are doing. penelope looks soooo bored in that pic of her on the bed.
That CAN'T be Beyonce...it looks like Venus or Serena Williams!
ReplyDeleteBeyonce looks absolutely ridiculous. I'm getting sick of her overexposure anyway.
ReplyDeletePenelope and P Doodoo, my God...SHE looks as though she's in heroin withdrawal and he's trying vainly to entice her into sex. Sick!
Why does anyone take these designers seriously?? It's like the Nekkid Emperor. And I don't wanna see his ugly hair butt.
I believe Beyonce is advertising the new Loreal Cold Sore Cream. or the new Loreal red light district. Possibly both.
ReplyDeleteI can't recognize Beyonce! Even after you telling us it was her!
ReplyDeleteto beyonce: nice mono-nostril, bitch.
ReplyDeleteBad news janae. If you think you're sick of her now, she's got two movies and an album coming out soon, not to mention her new song that's positively permeating airwaves.
ReplyDeleteI like beyonce...she rocks, her new album is not my favourite...i think she rocks....
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