Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I'm back! ...

and while I was away I found enlightenment....well...at least these girls told me that I would have enlightment just as soon as I could round up around $100,000 which they said would be just enough to get rid of a couple of aliens in my system...and afterward have a few grand leftover to buy me a prosthetic stomach and a sterile homosexual to boot. So helpful. Such happy girls. Personally, I think it's a deal that I just can't pass up.

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13 comments:

  1. Elisita7:31 pm

    aww, thanks sweetheart,you're a gem.
    much love,
    elisa

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  2. El Tete10:49 pm

    Welcome back, Elisita.

    Now, the big Q: bustier or not? XD

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  3. Jack B.2:21 am

    Elisa, just become a semi-famous starlet. Then the clams will come to you for free. You may even get one of those Katie-Holmes style "contracts".

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  4. Anonymous5:15 am

    Yeah! She's back!. . . I've been anxiously awaiting your return.

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  5. Unknown10:25 am

    all is right in the world again!!!

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  6. Cap'n Bob10:31 am

    Welcome back, Elisa. Life has been so drab without you. If you're Down Under again, did you have a chance to throw a pie at Tomkat while they were over there? Better yet, a grenade.

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  7. Chandra7:00 pm

    welcome back!!! hope all is well in your new place and job!! it's so good to have you back! ciao!

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  8. Elisita11:40 pm

    thanks so much for all your patience beauties,
    love,
    elisa

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  9. Anonymous2:46 am

    Well, for some reason my comment didn't post yesterday. Who are these people?

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  10. Elisita7:41 am

    Jenna Elfman, Kelly Preston and a random...ie Scientology freakazoids.
    love,
    elisa

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  11. Anonymous8:40 am

    I'm so glad you're back too...I missed saying mean things about celebs! At least online.

    Man I can't stand Kelly Preston. Never have been able to. She always comes across as the most condescending snoot like her poop consists of flowers or something.

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  12. Uncertain Woman10:56 pm

    I think the one on the right is Catherine Bell, previously of JAG. It's probably better that you didn't know that, or didn't admit knowing, as I just did.

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  13. Anonymous10:02 pm

    anyone read the article in Rolling Stone about Scientology? it was freaky!! i never really understood it before and now i do... i kinda wish that i didn't tho... the type of stuff nightmares are made of...

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