Thursday, April 20, 2006

Madonna tries to be hard-core

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usMadonna is trying to shock the world by starting shows on her tour by descending down on a big crystal-laden crucifix. Wow. Consider me shocked. This stuff is old Vadge! This wouldn't even shock my grandmother...even if she were alive. If she descended down on a big Star of David, wearing a hijab, all while having sex with Dalai Lama lookalikes ...then I might perk up some interest.

Note: Regarding the picture. I've been looking at it for hours and still can't decide whether it's a mask or just Vadge's latest botox top-up. I'm playing the safe card and sticking with the latter.
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:54 am

    Ha ha Elisa, you are so right! When you're that desperate for shocking material, it's time to hang up the pointy bra!

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  2. Anonymous1:56 am

    Madonna is arriving onstage in a giant disco ball,
    NOT on a cross.

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  3. Anonymous3:00 am

    This is a mask they made to last and will be used when Madonna will be like 90 and still touring.

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