The blog and chronicles of the crashing bores we'd 'much rather kick in the eye'.
Friday, April 14, 2006
Mariah Multi-tasks!
She manages to make us throw up while wishing us a Happy Easter. Wow. If you don't get sick off gorging on too many easter eggs...well...then you're always welcome to come to this post instead.
I'm so sick of her posing. She doesn't look nearly as good as she thinks she does. She definitely had some lipo- no WAY Mariah works out- can you picture it?
i have nothing against fat people, considering i'm kinda one, but why can't these people dress for their size? i would never, ever go frolicking around in a teeny-bikini like that. it's disgusting! i'm sorry to say, but it is. dress for your size people!
Is she on vacation or a photoshoot! Is she posing or playing! I love Mariah, but she needs to get over herself and into a nice bathing suit that doesn't make her look bigger than she is. When will some people realize that when you wear clothes too small for you, it makes you look bigger.
I'm so sick of her posing. She doesn't look nearly as good as she thinks she does. She definitely had some lipo- no WAY Mariah works out- can you picture it?
ReplyDeletethat butterfly looks like a kid's sticker...
ReplyDeletei have nothing against fat people, considering i'm kinda one, but why can't these people dress for their size? i would never, ever go frolicking around in a teeny-bikini like that. it's disgusting! i'm sorry to say, but it is. dress for your size people!
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for the poor assistant who had to glue those swarovski gems to Mariah's ass
ReplyDeleteI totally hate Mariah, but I have to admit the middle pic is really good.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it was retouched though.
Oh, I don't know. I think she's no worse than voluptuous.
ReplyDeleteIs she on vacation or a photoshoot! Is she posing or playing! I love Mariah, but she needs to get over herself and into a nice bathing suit that doesn't make her look bigger than she is. When will some people realize that when you wear clothes too small for you, it makes you look bigger.
ReplyDeleteher stomach is kinda ripple-y.. is it lipo?
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